BathTub Test... Wish u could Pass..

by Shikha12 on August 25, 2006, 04:56:50 AM
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«Reply #30 on: August 26, 2006, 06:11:02 PM »
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no problem ji  i'll exchange my bed with Isha ji.. Bolo Tara Rara :lol:



 :twisted:  Puzzled !

Lagda hai tuhaanu wi Nattu dey naal shift karna pauga... alag room wich...
 :evil:  :twisted:
Tuhanu us di fikar wi bahut hondi payii hai...  :D  :D  :D
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ehna julam na karna ji asi te twade room wich hi theek haan soneyoo..  :lol: sanu te twadi fikar hondi si ji.. ohdi fikar te ohne aap kar laini :lol:  :
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«Reply #31 on: August 28, 2006, 04:50:06 AM »
Quote from: "99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda"
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no problem ji  i'll exchange my bed with Isha ji.. Bolo Tara Rara :lol:



 :twisted:  Puzzled !

Lagda hai tuhaanu wi Nattu dey naal shift karna pauga... alag room wich...
 :evil:  :twisted:
Tuhanu us di fikar wi bahut hondi payii hai...  :D  :D  :D
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ehna julam na karna ji asi te twade room wich hi theek haan soneyoo..  :lol: sanu te twadi fikar hondi si ji.. ohdi fikar te ohne aap kar laini :lol:  :


hahahahah OMG, i love u guyz punjabi......na na shikha ji ko chod ka main na jao.....mujha koi alag kamraa main nahi rehna......shikha ji dont be mean and dont exchange bed w/ 99%SM WinkingWinking
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«Reply #32 on: August 28, 2006, 04:51:50 AM »
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arrey nahi yaar main paglon ka doctor nahi hoon.... Fir main wahaan kya karunga.... aur rahi baat company ki... Shikha hai na, wo tumhe achhi company degi.... :D  :D
Mental hospital ka raasta dhoondney ki jaroorat nahi hai.... Unki Van tumhe lene aa jaayegi....tongue3
Haan mujhey wahaan sab pata hai.... Kuchh friends hain na merey wahan par, Wo sab bataa dengey.... :D  :D  Aur fir main bhi monthly visit karunga tumse milne ke liye..... :D  :D


na na shikha sa jayeda mujha tumhari comp. chahiya......as i know you better than her......itna nahi kar sakta dost ka liya......"dost dost na rahaa" Winking
arre wah tumhaa toh yeh bhi pata hai ki van lena aati hai.......kafi experience lagta hai haahhahhaa
arre montly visit ki jarrorat nahi......kyo ki tum humaraa saath rahogaa :D

Arrey Shikha bahut achhi company degi..... khud bhi hansti rahegi aur tumhe bhi hansaati rahegi.... dekho kitne pyar se usney tumhe invite bhi kiya hai.... Arrey dost ke liye to main kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon, lekin tumney suna hai na ki eik pagal dost se samajhdar dushman jyaada achha hota hai.......tongue3 isliye pehley tum theek ho jao uske baad sochengey.... :D  :D
Haan mujhey pata hai ki Van lene aati hai kyonki tumhari tarah kuchh aur friends ko bhi mainey hi admit karwaya thha....tongue3  I will keep in touch dont'' worry.... :D  :D



:evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:

Tumharey liye doctors ney ek alag room book kiya hai...
Kehtey hai Nattu jaise khatarnaak kaidiyon ke liye... alag room diya jaata hai.....inkey saath ek saath ek ward mey rehna theek nahin... They r really infectious and dangerous... tongue3

So Sorry we could not give you any company there... But take good care of urself... :D :D :D :D
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bilkul theek kahaa shikha ji na.......dont worry jags, jab huma Van lena aayagee hum tumharaa ghar sa tumhaa pick bhi kar lengaa WinkingWinking hahahahha
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«Reply #33 on: August 28, 2006, 09:27:05 PM »
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arrey nahi yaar main paglon ka doctor nahi hoon.... Fir main wahaan kya karunga.... aur rahi baat company ki... Shikha hai na, wo tumhe achhi company degi.... :D  :D
Mental hospital ka raasta dhoondney ki jaroorat nahi hai.... Unki Van tumhe lene aa jaayegi....tongue3
Haan mujhey wahaan sab pata hai.... Kuchh friends hain na merey wahan par, Wo sab bataa dengey.... :D  :D  Aur fir main bhi monthly visit karunga tumse milne ke liye..... :D  :D


na na shikha sa jayeda mujha tumhari comp. chahiya......as i know you better than her......itna nahi kar sakta dost ka liya......"dost dost na rahaa" Winking
arre wah tumhaa toh yeh bhi pata hai ki van lena aati hai.......kafi experience lagta hai haahhahhaa
arre montly visit ki jarrorat nahi......kyo ki tum humaraa saath rahogaa :D

Arrey Shikha bahut achhi company degi..... khud bhi hansti rahegi aur tumhe bhi hansaati rahegi.... dekho kitne pyar se usney tumhe invite bhi kiya hai.... Arrey dost ke liye to main kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon, lekin tumney suna hai na ki eik pagal dost se samajhdar dushman jyaada achha hota hai.......tongue3 isliye pehley tum theek ho jao uske baad sochengey.... :D  :D
Haan mujhey pata hai ki Van lene aati hai kyonki tumhari tarah kuchh aur friends ko bhi mainey hi admit karwaya thha....tongue3  I will keep in touch dont'' worry.... :D  :D



:evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:

Tumharey liye doctors ney ek alag room book kiya hai...
Kehtey hai Nattu jaise khatarnaak kaidiyon ke liye... alag room diya jaata hai.....inkey saath ek saath ek ward mey rehna theek nahin... They r really infectious and dangerous... tongue3

So Sorry we could not give you any company there... But take good care of urself... :D :D :D :D
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bilkul theek kahaa shikha ji na.......dont worry jags, jab huma Van lena aayagee hum tumharaa ghar sa tumhaa pick bhi kar lengaa WinkingWinking hahahahha


waah nattu ki waat laghi aur maine yahan nahi thi :D:D:D:D:D

good job SHIKHA DI and ISHA DI :D:D:D:D
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«Reply #34 on: August 29, 2006, 08:24:43 AM »
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Quote from: "natural"
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arrey nahi yaar main paglon ka doctor nahi hoon.... Fir main wahaan kya karunga.... aur rahi baat company ki... Shikha hai na, wo tumhe achhi company degi.... :D  :D
Mental hospital ka raasta dhoondney ki jaroorat nahi hai.... Unki Van tumhe lene aa jaayegi....tongue3
Haan mujhey wahaan sab pata hai.... Kuchh friends hain na merey wahan par, Wo sab bataa dengey.... :D  :D  Aur fir main bhi monthly visit karunga tumse milne ke liye..... :D  :D


na na shikha sa jayeda mujha tumhari comp. chahiya......as i know you better than her......itna nahi kar sakta dost ka liya......"dost dost na rahaa" Winking
arre wah tumhaa toh yeh bhi pata hai ki van lena aati hai.......kafi experience lagta hai haahhahhaa
arre montly visit ki jarrorat nahi......kyo ki tum humaraa saath rahogaa :D

Arrey Shikha bahut achhi company degi..... khud bhi hansti rahegi aur tumhe bhi hansaati rahegi.... dekho kitne pyar se usney tumhe invite bhi kiya hai.... Arrey dost ke liye to main kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon, lekin tumney suna hai na ki eik pagal dost se samajhdar dushman jyaada achha hota hai.......tongue3 isliye pehley tum theek ho jao uske baad sochengey.... :D  :D
Haan mujhey pata hai ki Van lene aati hai kyonki tumhari tarah kuchh aur friends ko bhi mainey hi admit karwaya thha....tongue3  I will keep in touch dont'' worry.... :D  :D



:evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:

Tumharey liye doctors ney ek alag room book kiya hai...
Kehtey hai Nattu jaise khatarnaak kaidiyon ke liye... alag room diya jaata hai.....inkey saath ek saath ek ward mey rehna theek nahin... They r really infectious and dangerous... tongue3

So Sorry we could not give you any company there... But take good care of urself... :D :D :D :D
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 Puzzled !  Puzzled !  
Arrey Shikha mainey to ye test successfully pass kar liya thha.... Lekin tum sab log fail ho gaye....tongue3 isliye treatment ki tumhe jaroorat hai.... aur rahi baat mere room ki, Main doctors' hostel mein reh loonga.... Wo kya hai na itney paaglon ko admit karwa chuka hoon, isliye wahaan ke doctors se bhi meri achhi jaan pehchaan ho gayi hai....tongue3
Mainey unse keh diya hai wo tumhara achhey se ilaaz karengey.... aur waisey bhi tum log khatarnaak nahi ho bas thorey se khiske huey ho.... 1/2 shocks mein theek ho jaaogey....tongue3 Ab achhey bachhon ki tarah maan jao aur jaldi se theek hokar aao....
Mujhey tum logo ka intzaar rahega.... sad5  Isliye jaldi theek hokar aana.... Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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«Reply #35 on: August 29, 2006, 08:31:39 AM »
Quote from: "isha_verma7"
Quote from: "99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda"
Quote from: "Shikha12"
Quote from: "99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda"

no problem ji  i'll exchange my bed with Isha ji.. Bolo Tara Rara :lol:



 :twisted:  Puzzled !

Lagda hai tuhaanu wi Nattu dey naal shift karna pauga... alag room wich...
 :evil:  :twisted:
Tuhanu us di fikar wi bahut hondi payii hai...  :D  :D  :D
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ehna julam na karna ji asi te twade room wich hi theek haan soneyoo..  :lol: sanu te twadi fikar hondi si ji.. ohdi fikar te ohne aap kar laini :lol:  :


hahahahah OMG, i love you guyz punjabi......na na shikha ji ko chod ka main na jao.....mujha koi alag kamraa main nahi rehna......shikha ji dont be mean and dont exchange bed w/ 99%SM WinkingWinking


Good good Isha.... Achha hai tum maan gayi.... Chalo ab shikha ke saath raho aur eik doosre ko entertain karo.... Mainey kaha thha na Shikha tumhe achhi company degi.... Aur waisey bhi kisi Pagal(Shikha & U) ko koyi samajhdar(ME :D ) insaan company nahi de sakta.... Chalo ab jyaada der mat karo aur apna ilaaz karwao.... Issey pehley ki tumhara Pagalpan uncontrollable ho jaaye, treatment shuru ho jaani chahiye.... I'll be waiting for you people.... sad5  :D  :D
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«Reply #36 on: August 29, 2006, 08:34:41 AM »
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Quote from: "Shikha12"
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arrey nahi yaar main paglon ka doctor nahi hoon.... Fir main wahaan kya karunga.... aur rahi baat company ki... Shikha hai na, wo tumhe achhi company degi.... :D  :D
Mental hospital ka raasta dhoondney ki jaroorat nahi hai.... Unki Van tumhe lene aa jaayegi....tongue3
Haan mujhey wahaan sab pata hai.... Kuchh friends hain na merey wahan par, Wo sab bataa dengey.... :D  :D  Aur fir main bhi monthly visit karunga tumse milne ke liye..... :D  :D


na na shikha sa jayeda mujha tumhari comp. chahiya......as i know you better than her......itna nahi kar sakta dost ka liya......"dost dost na rahaa" Winking
arre wah tumhaa toh yeh bhi pata hai ki van lena aati hai.......kafi experience lagta hai haahhahhaa
arre montly visit ki jarrorat nahi......kyo ki tum humaraa saath rahogaa :D

Arrey Shikha bahut achhi company degi..... khud bhi hansti rahegi aur tumhe bhi hansaati rahegi.... dekho kitne pyar se usney tumhe invite bhi kiya hai.... Arrey dost ke liye to main kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon, lekin tumney suna hai na ki eik pagal dost se samajhdar dushman jyaada achha hota hai.......tongue3 isliye pehley tum theek ho jao uske baad sochengey.... :D  :D
Haan mujhey pata hai ki Van lene aati hai kyonki tumhari tarah kuchh aur friends ko bhi mainey hi admit karwaya thha....tongue3  I will keep in touch dont'' worry.... :D  :D



:evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:

Tumharey liye doctors ney ek alag room book kiya hai...
Kehtey hai Nattu jaise khatarnaak kaidiyon ke liye... alag room diya jaata hai.....inkey saath ek saath ek ward mey rehna theek nahin... They r really infectious and dangerous... tongue3

So Sorry we could not give you any company there... But take good care of urself... :D :D :D :D
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bilkul theek kahaa shikha ji na.......dont worry jags, jab huma Van lena aayagee hum tumharaa ghar sa tumhaa pick bhi kar lengaa WinkingWinking hahahahha


Nahi yaar worry to karna parega na.... Merey itney pyaare pyaare friends pagal ho gaye.... pata nahi theek hokar kab lautengey....tongue3
Mujhey Pick-up karne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai yaar, Agar kabhi milne ka man hua to main apne aap hi tumse milne aa jaaonga.... waisey bhi main kahan tak tumhare saath jaaonga..... Mental ward mein to tumhe akele hi rehna parega....tongue3
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«Reply #37 on: August 29, 2006, 08:37:45 AM »
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waah nattu ki waat laghi aur maine yahan nahi thi :D:D:D:D:D

good job SHIKHA DI and ISHA DI :D:D:D:D


Oye Anjaani tujhey bhi admit hona hai kya.... Puzzled !  Chalo Isha n Shikha tumhari eik saathi aur aa gayi.... Kehne ki jaroorat nahi hai ki ye tumhe kitna entertain karegi, ya fir pakaayegi.... :D  :D
Bhagwan tum logo ko itni shakti de ki Anjaani ki bakbak seh sako..... :D  :D
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«Reply #38 on: August 30, 2006, 04:15:31 AM »
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 Puzzled !  Puzzled !  
Arrey Shikha mainey to ye test successfully pass kar liya thha.... Lekin tum sab log fail ho gaye....tongue3 isliye treatment ki tumhe jaroorat hai.... aur rahi baat mere room ki, Main doctors' hostel mein reh loonga.... Wo kya hai na itney paaglon ko admit karwa chuka hoon, isliye wahaan ke doctors se bhi meri achhi jaan pehchaan ho gayi hai....tongue3
Mainey unse keh diya hai wo tumhara achhey se ilaaz karengey.... aur waisey bhi tum log khatarnaak nahi ho bas thorey se khiske huey ho.... 1/2 shocks mein theek ho jaaogey....tongue3 Ab achhey bachhon ki tarah maan jao aur jaldi se theek hokar aao....
Mujhey tum logo ka intzaar rahega.... sad5  Isliye jaldi theek hokar aana.... Usual Smile  Usual Smile



Tumhara intezaar khatam hua...
Hum theek ho kar aa gaye...  :D  :D  :D
Doctors ney bataya tumharey baarey mey
ki kaisey tum Mental Asylum sey apna ilaaj karwaye bina
bhaag gaye they :D :D :D
Aur Unhoney tum jaisey dangerous patient
ko pakad kar laaney waley ko achha saa inaam
dene ka faisla kiya hai...  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:  :twisted:

and I m really on look out for u Now....  :D :D :D
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«Reply #39 on: August 30, 2006, 04:45:08 AM »
Hota hai hota hai.... Tumharey jaisey pagal Theek hone ka daava karte hain shuru shuru mein.... Chup Chap wapis apne ward mein chale jao.... Abhi tumhara ilaaz poora nahi hua hai....tongue3 Aur haan uss Isha ko akele chhorkar kyon aa gayi.... Wo bechaari akeli pareshaan ho rahi hogi.... :D  :D
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«Reply #40 on: August 30, 2006, 04:51:22 AM »
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Hota hai hota hai.... Tumharey jaisey pagal Theek hone ka daava karte hain shuru shuru mein.... Chup Chap wapis apne ward mein chale jao.... Abhi tumhara ilaaz poora nahi hua hai....tongue3 Aur haan uss Isha ko akele chhorkar kyon aa gayi.... Wo bechaari akeli pareshaan ho rahi hogi.... :D  :D



Isha bhi aa rahi hai abhi...
Tum apni khair manao ab...  :evil:
Hum dono ko doctors ney tumhari saari asliyat bata di hai...  :twisted:
Tumhey dhoondh rahey hai Doctors aur
tumharey puraaney saathi Mental Asylum mey...
Jao jaldi sey haaziri do wahan.... :D :D
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«Reply #41 on: August 30, 2006, 04:58:30 AM »
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Quote from: "natural"
Hota hai hota hai.... Tumharey jaisey pagal Theek hone ka daava karte hain shuru shuru mein.... Chup Chap wapis apne ward mein chale jao.... Abhi tumhara ilaaz poora nahi hua hai....tongue3 Aur haan uss Isha ko akele chhorkar kyon aa gayi.... Wo bechaari akeli pareshaan ho rahi hogi.... :D  :D



Isha bhi aa rahi hai abhi...
Tum apni khair manao ab...  :evil:
Hum dono ko doctors ney tumhari saari asliyat bata di hai...  :twisted:
Tumhey dhoondh rahey hai Doctors aur
tumharey puraaney saathi Mental Asylum mey...
Jao jaldi sey haaziri do wahan.... :D :D
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Tumhara Pagalpan barta ja raha hai....tongue3  Dekho shikha tum meri achhi dost ho, aur achhey dost zidd nahi karte, pyaar se maan jaate hain.... :D  :D  Isliye tum bhi apna poora ilaaz karwao aur jaldi se theek hokar aao....
Dekho Isha apna ilaaz acchey se karwa rahi hai.... Isliye pichhley kuchh din se gaayab hai....  :wink:  Ab tum bhi zidd mat karo aur apna ilaaz karwao.... Main apni itni pyaari dost ko Iss condition mein nahi dekh sakta.... tongue3 :D  :D
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«Reply #42 on: August 30, 2006, 02:35:24 PM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"

[you]The Bathtub test [/you]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."


"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug out of the Bathtub and empty it.... tongue3
Now Tell me, Do you want a bed near the window?" :D :D :D




DID YOU PASS THE TEST?Huh? :?:
OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE??? :?: :D :D :D





 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

kya baat hai shikha ji lagta hai delhi mein barish kuch jayada ho rahi hai jo aaj kal aap shayres chor ke jokes likhne lagi.......


waise mast joke tha.......mujhe window wali side dena jahan se samundar dikhta hoon........... :lol:
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«Reply #43 on: August 30, 2006, 03:13:28 PM »
yahan  kaisa  test  ho  raha hai  Shikha jee.........   mera  dimaag kaam nahi kar  raha hia ....    mere  dimaag  ka  test karo.... sirf  tumhara naam  yaad hai  tongue3
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«Reply #44 on: August 30, 2006, 05:04:10 PM »
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yahan  kaisa  test  ho  raha hai  Shikha jee.........   mera  dimaag kaam nahi kar  raha hia ....    mere  dimaag  ka  test karo.... sirf  tumhara naam  yaad hai  tongue3



 Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
Kuch jyada hi bigdaa hua case hai yeh to... :D :D :D
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