BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

by Sonu on March 07, 2006, 06:16:17 AM
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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!


HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.


HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #1 on: March 07, 2006, 08:14:26 AM »
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sonu ji i've read these lines b4
but its soooooooooooooooo Gud!

i love it!

Keep it going GALS!

TGIF-- Thank God I'm Female!

The only guy a gal can trust is her DADDY!
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #2 on: March 07, 2006, 08:28:37 AM »

very nice sonu......
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Sonu
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«Reply #3 on: March 07, 2006, 08:55:07 AM »
thanks minu ji... and thans sweet raabi ji...
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sunny_bunny
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«Reply #4 on: March 07, 2006, 10:08:24 AM »
nice one sonu........but yaar maine to ye saare style azmaye hai,no girl reject me ever...........!aise kaise ho gaya?Huh?Huh????cause boys rules....!
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roshni246
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«Reply #5 on: March 07, 2006, 05:09:39 PM »
nice mom(sonu)
ITS TRUE YAAR!!!!..............i love it.....hahaahhhahahaha
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Tosha
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«Reply #6 on: March 07, 2006, 06:01:11 PM »
good ones!!!
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #7 on: March 07, 2006, 06:13:41 PM »
Quote from: "sunny_bunny"
nice one sonu........but yaar maine to ye saare style azmaye hai,no girl reject me ever...........!aise kaise ho gaya?Huh?Huh????cause boys rules....!



sweetie the lines u used made no difference
coz ur FIT!
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Pooja
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«Reply #8 on: March 07, 2006, 09:28:36 PM »
ha ha ha Good one11!
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D K
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«Reply #9 on: March 07, 2006, 10:12:11 PM »
he he he .. good ones

r the gals really tht witty?? I wonder Puzzled !
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Sonu
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«Reply #10 on: March 07, 2006, 10:48:22 PM »
sunny ji...thanks.... sunny ji...ab jub app body salman khan vali dikhnagey to koi na koi bevakoof phas hi jaygi naa... ju samjhdar hugi vo to yahi sab kreygi.... ab paglo ki bhi to kami nahi hai na yea per... :lol:  :lol: i mean to say es world mey  :lol:  :lol: jo ladko ki surt per nahi body per jati hai... ladka cahey tali rehta hoo unko pharek nahi pedta  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:... mey batow esa keysey hu gaya keo ki tumhra vo hesaab hai jeysey hathi key dath(teeth)dikhaney key or hutey hai orkhaney key or.... tum pic to salman khan ki legatey ju ajj sey 10-12 sall purani hia or face apna lega deytey hu  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Quote from: "sunny_bunny"
nice one sonu........but yaar maine to ye saare style azmaye hai,no girl reject me ever...........!aise kaise ho gaya?Huh?Huh????cause boys rules....!
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Sonu
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«Reply #11 on: March 07, 2006, 10:50:23 PM »
thanks roshni... sabhi ture nahi hutey roshni 75% ture huta hai keo ki 25% pagel bhi huti hai jo ladko key pechey bhagti hai...or sunny becharey jeysey kush hu jatey hai  :lol:  :lol:

Quote from: "roshni246"
nice mom(sonu)
ITS TRUE YAAR!!!!..............i love it.....hahaahhhahahaha
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Sonu
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«Reply #12 on: March 07, 2006, 10:52:34 PM »
thanks pooja ji.. tosha ji... dk ji...

dk ji don't worry kaye ladkiyaa bhutu per bhi merti hia :lol: :lol:
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D K
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«Reply #13 on: March 07, 2006, 10:55:46 PM »
aisa kya?? Winking
he he he ... phir mere pe kyon nahi marti Puzzled !
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #14 on: March 08, 2006, 02:29:47 AM »
hhaahahahaa nice one sonu

but hey i dont use these lines to turn guyz down

how many of u use this.......it would be rude and funny at the same time if any of u use these lines??

hahahhahaa
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