Chatting............lolzz...............check it out........:Chit

lovebites

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Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
d for dog n c for cat

Puzzled !

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2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad

Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
ge bar k tujhay kosa hai

Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe

Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon

Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya

Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe
mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay
janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay

Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina

Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay
ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay

Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai
nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai

Ebtaidah ye k add huvay
intayha ye k delete hogay

Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya
jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho

Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating hai
ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai

Hamare typing tu aik fun hai
lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai


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myheart_ursonly

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Chatting............lolzz...............check it out........

«Reply #1 on: December 25, 2004, 09:39:40 PM »

areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very nice i liked it a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

really


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Mansi_d_archi

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«Reply #2 on: December 25, 2004, 09:43:44 PM »

lol...lol.....lol.....lol...lol


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #3 on: December 26, 2004, 01:12:43 AM »

i hav 1 more.......... wil share it 2moro :wink:


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Meena

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«Reply #4 on: December 26, 2004, 10:58:25 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #5 on: December 26, 2004, 11:02:51 AM »


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lovebites

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«Reply #6 on: December 26, 2004, 11:46:20 AM »

Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"

areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very nice i liked it a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

really

Thanks shanks.................!


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lovebites

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«Reply #7 on: December 26, 2004, 11:48:18 AM »

Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"

i hav 1 more.......... wil share it 2moro :wink:

I will be waiting 4 it..................!


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myheart_ursonly

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ur wait's over!!!!!

«Reply #8 on: December 26, 2004, 03:35:24 PM »

i got it in my email forwarded by one of my friends. hope its woth sharing!!! :wink:

Two Nuns

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man
has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes?
I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most?
What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened.
I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

hope u all ppl like it!!! :wink:


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Meena

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«Reply #9 on: December 26, 2004, 04:24:15 PM »

hahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: gud one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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lovebites

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«Reply #10 on: December 26, 2004, 06:12:41 PM »

hehehehehehhehehehhe........................ :lol: :lol:


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #11 on: December 27, 2004, 07:26:17 AM »

thnx meena32 n luv :wink:


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smile_deep1

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«Reply #12 on: December 27, 2004, 08:41:56 AM »

lolz.................... nun ko bhi nahin chhoda.......... kya log ho.......... loz........... well good work everyone


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #13 on: December 27, 2004, 08:54:10 AM »

thnx deep


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smile_deep1

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«Reply #14 on: December 27, 2004, 08:57:49 AM »

welcome.................. heart


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