common words

by sunny_bunny on June 12, 2005, 09:45:03 AM
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Definitions of common Words!

Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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sunny_bunny
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«Reply #1 on: July 19, 2005, 10:36:50 AM »
kya bat hai sunny hai tumhe to bahoot kuch maloom hai..................
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desikuri
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«Reply #2 on: July 19, 2005, 06:29:10 PM »
yeh lo............apni tareef khud hi kar raha hai sunny...............hehe
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #3 on: July 19, 2005, 06:47:15 PM »
i know eh!!!!!!!!........apni tareef khud hee karna main lagaa hai :wink: .......waise achaa hai!!!!!!!!
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Seattlite
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«Reply #4 on: July 19, 2005, 08:51:19 PM »
I don't know about that marriage definition. I think the man is gaining a master.
ha ha
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sunny_bunny
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«Reply #5 on: July 20, 2005, 07:51:25 AM »
Quote from: "desikuri"
yeh lo............apni tareef khud hi kar raha hai sunny...............hehe
aur kya karen jin  k aap jaise doat honge wo aur kya karenge............aap to reply karte nahin ho to hum khud-ba-khud he...................
this is also for u..isha..........................
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«Reply #6 on: May 12, 2006, 02:37:34 PM »
shabash sunny mere sheer..........!
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