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by indian_groom on May 19, 2006, 11:44:07 PM
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A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.

When the dog is about to bite the woman,
the man intervenes and kicks the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this.

He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

Reporter " OK.

Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A
DOG".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani
national".

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TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG....
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