What a day? 28th july it’s a festival of yoindians in delhi and …….honeymoon period of groom…..bole tau golden period of life…sayad history mein pehli bat aisa hu hoga jab net pe baat karne wale itne log sath me mile hoge aur itni dur dur se aaye hoge sayad wo din wo pal wo fiza aue dilo mein ek dusre ko dekhne aur baat karne ki tarap…..sab ke chehre pe thi..sab ek he bar mein apne dil ke arrman nikal ke rakh dena chate the sayad.
Kher meine apni zindagi ka sabse bada moments wahan pe paya…jab sab rajbir ji…ranjana ji…shikha ji…..nattu bhai……tushar bhai….gayrav bhai…..neer bhai….hannu bhai….and sweet anuskha…aur baad mein achank sunny ka aa jana sayad ek sapne ki duniya mein the hum sab……iss bich humne pehli baar roshni se phone pe baat ki tosha se aur talt se bhi baat hue…..fir isha se bhi baat hue……..waheed bhai aur jeet se bhi phone pe he batein hue apni….lekin kahi nakahi in sab ki ek kami khal rahi thi hume……..aaj jab mein ye likh raha hoon tau wo pal humare ankho ke samne kghum rahe hai………san yaad mein dil ka dard sayad mere sach mein hone wale dard se bhi kahi jayada hai…..
Chaliye aaj mein aap sab ko batata hoon ki meine in sab se milne ke baad kya paya…kya mehsoos kiya….aur mein jo badi musjil se in palo ke liye lko se bhag ke lene aaya tha kitne acche tarah shambal ke rakha hai….
Mein kuch bhi kehne se pehle ye shayre jaroor likhna chaunga
RAB SE APP SAB KI KHUSHI MANGTE HAI
DUAOON ME APKI HASI MANGTE HAI
SOCHTE HAI KYA MANGE AAP SAB SE
CHALO AAP SAB SE UMAR BHAR KI DOSTI MANGTE HAI.
Sayad hume humari choti se dosti aap sab se jaroor milege.
BALLI BHAIYA- ye tau kisi magnet se kaam nahi hai aur tau kya nahi tau mein lucknow se aur neer kolcutta se na aata….sayad balli bhaiya mein jo kashish yoindia mein dekhi thi wo sach mein payee unke kareeb ho ke dil bahoot khush tha…..mere uss waqat pain ho raha tha sayad isliye mein jayada baat nahi kar paa raha tha big b…..lekin aap ke pass hone se mere chehre pe uske ek bhi nishan nahi aa ne diye meine……tabhi tau kissi ko pata nahi chala…..balli bhaiaya aap sab ko bahoot miss kar raha hoon mein
Balli bhaiya ne sabse pehle uss khamosh pal mein apni baat ki mithas gholi unhone bataya kaise wo yoindia pea aye kiss se pehle batein hue…aur fir jo baatein wahan suru hue unhone rukne ka naam tak na liya…….
RAJBIR(son)-he is very sweet boy totally gone on balli bhaiya….bass humari in se introduction hua hum don one bas hi hello exchange kiya …lekin tasver se nikal kar asal me milna chahe wo kuch pal ke liye ho bahut accha lagta hai…..MISS YOU RAJBIR
DAUGHTER OF BALLI BHAIYA- well she is also very sweet aur usse bhi accha laga milke ……….miss you GUDIYA.
RANJANA JI – inke bare me kya kehna…. agar shikhna hai zindagi dard ke sath kaise jee jati hai tau inki classes join kar lo………..dil se bacchi har kisis ko apne andar samet lene ka maan…badle mein koi chahat nahi…..ek number ki jatni….likhti jeetna khubsurat hai sach mein bhi utni attractive hai……sayad yoindia mein sabse khubsurat dil walo mein se ek inka hai……inse milna ek yaad gar pal tha….masti tau inhe itni karni aati hai ki rajbir bhaiya ko bhi fail kar de competion mein….NICE TO MEET YOU RANJANA JI.
SHIKHA JI – kasam se agar thodi der aur sab rokte tau inke piche 4 world war wahi se start ho jata……..sab tau inke aise dewane hue ki mein bata he nahi sakta …..she is very cute beautiful aise ki kisis ko bhi apne ek jhalak mein zindagi bhar ka gulam bana le….yaar wahan itne handsome log bethe the ki humne tau socha tak nahi inse baat kare
Lekin sayad uss dard ke bich mein shikha ji ne humse apne aap baat kit au pal ke liye humare chere pe ek sach ki khushi aur muskarahat la di…iske liye hum shukra gujar rahege inke.. NICE TO MEET YOU SHIKHA JI.
GAURAV- kabhi socha nahi tha badnaam shayer se mulakat hogi aur hogi tau aise dost banege ki ek dosre ko har kimaat pe apne sath rakhne ki koshish karege……..sayad mein bina kisis darr ke ye kahunga ki mujhe gaurav mein ek bahut accha bhai mila…….wo jeetna khubsurat likhta hai dil ka bhi utna pyara hai…….agar koi usse sach mein janene ki koshis kare tau usse wahan ja kar sirf khushi khushi he milege……gaurav ek dil darr ladka hai wo har kisi ke sath bhi arjest kar sakta hai aur chahe koi uska kitna bhi dil dhukha de lekin wo kisi ko bhi nukshan nahi pahuchayega yak sis ko bhi kaise bhi nahi heart karega…………kyunki sayad uska dil janta hai kisi ko dard pahuchana kitna dard nak hota hai…………..ME MISS YOU LOT MERE BHAI.
NIRBHAY- ye tau mere soch se bilkul ulta pulta nikla ….well very decend gujju first of all very god person from heart lekin kafi saitan hai dil tau karta tha kabhi kabhi itna maru ki roshni ke liye iska murabba ban he doon fir socha pehli bar mila hai tau chod deta hoon nahi roshni naraj ho jayege…….waise neer wakai mein bahut accha ladka hai..ab apun sab ka jeeja ho gaya hai akhir roshu ke liye gift laya tha wo bhi itna khubsurat ki sayad roshni jaldi se India bhag aaye……..GOOD GUJJU …ME MISS YOU YAAR
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TUSHAR- mota saand kahi ka ye tau poora ka poora dus nuberi ………mast bilkul apun logo ki tarah saitan ka baap………neer se kitne kadam age tha ye…..ye aur neer ek dusre ki itni bajaye hai ki sayd ek album tayar ho jaye itna behtreen kaamkiye in dono ne……tushar very healthy and intelligent ladka hai…lekin neer se kaam ……. MISS YOU TUSHAR.
HANNU- inke bare mein kya kehna ye tau sab juda nikle apni ID hannu ki tarah ye duniya ke hannu nikle…look mein bilkul imran hasmi……agar setiyabazi karni hai tau inko sath mein mat le jana kyunki sari ladkiya inhe dekhege……..dil itna saaf ki baata nahi sakta sayad yoindia pe ek do bar inki id nazroo se guzari hogi lekin milege waha sayad yahi kudrat ka karishma hota hai…..bahoot pyara ladka hai itna ki mein bata nahi sakta……….MISS YOU HANNU.
NATTU – great very great personality in group of boys he is one year older than me but very intelligent……very hadsome…..very kind hearted….very careing…..yaar ab mere pass words nahi hai inhe samjhane ke liye…agar yoindia ke ladkiya mille tau sayad fida ho jaye…..wo baat hai humare naatu bhai…..sayad inse jayda sidha humre logo mein koi nahi hoga…bilkul ek rajkumar ki tarah the humre nattu bhai……..MISS YOU NATTU BHAI.
SUNNY – jab humne ye suna ke sunnybhai agle din aa rahe hai tau dil ki khushi ka dhikana nahi raha ……..sunny sach mein sunny he nikla……….kya body hai iski neer net au photo shop he khol di aisa lag raha tha subhe subhe port folio chalu kar diya ho….har koi sunny ke sath pic khicha rha tha…….sunny bahoot he accha ladka good heart …..with clear vision of her target…….agar kuch karne ki soch le tau lar gujre…
That very haapy that meet to sunny in delhi………MISS YOU SUNNY.
BHAMBRA BHAI – inset au kuch palo ke liye tau jab mile hum lko ke liye nikal rahe the sayad kashmiri gate metrostaion pe wahan hum sab ladke the mein ,sunny. Nattu,neer,gaurav.tushar,aur sab…..bhambra bhai kafi sidhe nikle lekin naam se bhmbra he hai jo khubsurat phoolo ke liye he jeeta hai……ek minute ke liye neer ne inse bhi mazak kar dala jab hum sab sath mc donalds mein bethe the tau bhmbra bhai mere bagal mein akar bethe aur neer ne kaha ki bhambra bhai ye gay hai gay……aur bhabra bhai itni jaldi bhag ke itne dur bethe ki mein bata nahi sakta ye…..neer na bahut he numbari hai bole tau shark kisi ki bhi wat laga de…………MISS YOU TO BHMBRA BHAI.
ROCKINDIA- inke liye kahunga ki inhe dekh tau liya janna baki hai sayad ye apne kaam mein itne busy the ki hum sab se mil nahi paye par ab tau apne ghra ke hai kabhi mil lenege inse........MISS YOU BHAI....
SUHASNI- cute girl aur tamtar ke sath khichdi bhi acchi banati hai subhe ke bhuke iss bacche ko apne hato se khichdi bana ke khilaye iss ladki ne.....thank you gudiya......bahoot he pyari lekin bhai gaurav jetna sidha behen utni natkhat........NICE TO MEET YOU SUHASNI AND MISS YOU.
AUNTY JI(MOTHER OF GAURAV)- aunty ji bahoot accha likhti hai agar unkop koi kahe ke likho tau wo sayad bahhot acchi shayre ko likh denge....meine gaurav ko kaha ki ek apni mom ki id nana aur yoindia pe post kar akhir sab jane kitne acche likhne wle ladies ka beta hai tu...jeetna accha gaurav likhta hai utna accha aunty ji bhi likhti hai.......unhe bhi mere tarah gal blader ki bimari hai.........lekin wo fir bhi mere tarah operation karne se darr rahi hai aur kisi mioracle ka intzar kar rahi hai jo syad nahi hoyega............MISS YOU AUNTY JI.
BALLI BHAIYA- kya kahe inke bare me dekh ker hi lagta hai jo aaj bhi buland hai wo mehal kitna mazboot hoga ..humesha hi inhone hume kuch likhne k liye inspire kiya or humlikhte rahe yoindia per ya kahi bhi per likhte rahe....or inke pyar k liye mai kya kahu jaise inhone hum sabko dekha or gale se laga liya..hum sabko leker gaye humare sath lunch liya jitna bhi time hum sath rahe kuch na kuch kisi na kisi k bare me bate hoti hi rahi sab khush the k chalo koi to hai jo is matlab ki duniya me sath dene wala hai or pyar kerne wala hai ....inkeliye to bus 3 words hi mind me aa rahe hai I LOVE U ..bhaiya.
RANJANA JI -ye hai mata shri ji ha hum sabki mom ek dun jatt-----inse milker laga ha kahi to koi hai jo sabki care kerta hai sohta hai kisi k bare me .....koi to hai jiske pass hone ka ehsaas humesha rahega humare pass koi to hai jiske khone ka dar nahi koi to hai jo janta hai sabko kitna pyar dena chaiye ...koi to hai jo humesha humare liye dua hi mangta hai ...koi to hai koi to hai ....
SHIKHA JI---inhe dekh ker hi lag raha tha ye suru se hi aaisi hai lakin jab maine yahoo per batt kari to laga k jab ye samne aayengi to zaroor mar padegii chalo mai bach gaya (wo bhi issiliye kyuki waha sab log the aagar mai akela hota to zaroor marr kha chuka hota )thx god bachane k liye ....waise inki ek cute si daughter bhi hai jo mujhe bahut aachi lagi man ker raha tha k wo mere sath hi aa jaye uska naam bhi anushka tha ....yaar koi plz anushka ka matlab batao jab wo badi hogi to usse samjhane k kaam aayega kam se kam ye to kahegi tushar uncle ko sab pata hai ......or shikha ji kya haal hai kabhi aaiye milte hai akele me lakin kisi mandir me hi aana kyuki waha sandal pehen ker aana mana hai or mai petai se bach jayunga ........ok thik hai .....
gaurav---- gober ye real name hai iska isne galti se gaurav likh rakha hai isse meri guzarisha hai k naam change kare or gober rakhe zyada suite kerta hai waise ye hai to bahut hi pyara ladka or bahut zimmewar bhi aab dekho 28 ki nite ko issi ne sab intzaam kiya yar sone ka keh rah hu (peene ka nahi )ha sone ka intzaam aagar ye na hota to shayad hume kahi or jana padta thx ghar k liye or ha mai aa raha hu kal tere ghar fir se intzaam ker k rakhiyo aa ker samjhana n pade ...ok
NIRBHAY----bada hi bekaar aadmi hai yaar ek dum fizul ka kehta hai tushar bhai or derta hai kahi mai iske marr na du chalo jaisa bhi hai bhai hi hai samjha dunga isko kolkata jake aagar nahi samjha to hawda bridge passme hi hai isse wahi se ludka dunga ....4 din badd log bahar nikalange or ye kahega mai kaha hu mai kaha hu ....
HANNU- mast ladka hai or mera bhai bhi ek dum imraan hashmi jaisa dikhta hai bus isko to bollywood bhejo re jaldi se heero banao or mujhe gunda banao us movie me .....
nattu ----ye hai humare eng sahib inko salute kerna padega .....or yaar mujhe inme ek change chaiye ye bahut seedhe hai or bolte bhi kam hai kaise kaam chalega aab maan lo inki shadi hui bivi kahegi aap kya kerte hai ye bus haste rahenge to kaise kaam chalega wo to fir in per havi ho jayegi fir inse ghar ka kaam karwayegi or kapde dhulayegi or nattu bhia ye ummed na kerna k mai aayunga kapde dhone mai to fir bhaibhi k sath chai peeyunga baith ker oe kahunga dhang se kaam karo issiliye khud ko sambhal lo plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
bhamu -------bhai ye to body builder hai inse to derna hoga kahi inko kisi ne hawa ker di to ye to udd hi jaynge sath hi kisi or ko bhi uda denge issiliye mai inse thoda door hi rahunga ok bhi thik hai .....
sunny ------jaha ladki dekhi wahi fisal jata tha waise to humesha kehta tha no girl no girl or yaha delhi me sabhi ladkiyo k piche mujhe to der lag raha tha kahi kisi ne sandal nikal li to ye to bach jayega mera kya hoga (mai bhi iske sath hi tha na yaaar)or isse milne mai jayunga zaroor jab ye bulayega tab lakin may be dec tak hi ja payunga ......lakin jayung zaroor.....
rockindia - bhai jaan bahut hi mst bande bus kaam kaam or kaam or kuch nahi hai kaam bus kaam kaaam kaam .....kabhi kabhi lete hai hath me darh bhara jaam lakin bus aaj kal kaam kaam kaam......
aab bache humare naveen bhaisahib.....
naveen-ye bhai bada hi mast hai .isse chabne khoob chidhaya k naveen ye hai ya wo hai sabko mai nahi batana chata kya kya kaha kyuki aap ussi se pucho k kya kya kaha......
mujhe to bus ek hi batt yaadd hai ek hi gana naveen k liye .......
ghroom ghroom ghroom ghroom ghroom ghroom........her dil me hai bus tu shamil ...(bhooto ki tarah)..her mehfil me tu shamil(waiter ki tarah)tere siva kuch na aaye nazar(tu bahut bada hathi hai na )abko yaad aaya tera manzar(tu bhoot hai na jahan tu mara tha wahi manzar yaad aa rahatha)rub hi jane tujhse bachange kaise hum pucho na pucho na pucho na pucho na ghroommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..
tera tera tera ghroooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
baki bacha mai aapne bare me mai kya kahu aap sabhi jante hi hai I AM COOL......