-- HAVE ANY ANSWERS?? --

* If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going
to be? Its the feeling of coldness that matters ... measure if u can

* Why is it called building when it is already built? beacuse ... it still is bulding to be real one day

* If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? No

* Is it possible to be totally partial? yes, just like it is possible to be completely empty

* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it success? no it is a loss

* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes? cos they are called DUTCH if i amt wrong ...!!

* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?  :evil: u can ask an infant

* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible? well indeed traffic is terrible

* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? cos 10 is not pronounced as onety

* Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the
universe, you will believe them but if they tell
you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? cos u cant count stars but can feel the wet paint

* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? no they take tea breaks to njoy a coffee

* If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? now dont ask me where does hair oil comes from