If the Titanic was made in India:Chit - Chat & General Discussion

indian_groom

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If the titanic was made in India -

1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a White dress, singing in the rain.

3. By the end of the movie hero would find his long lost mom, dad,sister and brother.

4. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.

5. The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya".

6. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drop of water.

7. The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to the hero.

8. None of the people would float for long because of the sarees.

9. The orchestra would play "Jai Santoshi Maa" and ring Ghantees, and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.

10. And can you imagine how many times we would hear "BACHAOOOO!!!"?


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roshni246

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #1 on: April 30, 2006, 07:06:36 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hehehe


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urs4evasomdev

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #2 on: April 30, 2006, 07:07:28 PM »

h he he he he

soooooo funny!
i just laughed my guts out...... thanx naveen...

vaise my favourite was......

Quote from: "indian_groom"

5. The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya".


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nirbhay

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #3 on: May 01, 2006, 04:30:06 AM »

Very True!!


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NewYorker

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Re: If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 11:36:01 AM »

Quote from: "indian_groom"

If the titanic was made in India -
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10. And can you imagine how many times we would hear BACHAOOOO!!!"?

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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nirbhay

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #5 on: May 01, 2006, 11:39:12 AM »

And what bout c-Quence of "/_\" love Story duleh rajaa???


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sunny_bunny

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #6 on: May 01, 2006, 11:40:34 AM »

man thats was really good.........!


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urs4evasomdev

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #7 on: May 01, 2006, 11:40:58 AM »

haan bro
sahi hai! :lol:


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indian_groom

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #8 on: May 01, 2006, 01:49:33 PM »

Quote from: "nirbhay"

And what bout c-Quence of "/_\" love Story duleh rajaa???

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: Puzzled !


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mehek

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #9 on: May 01, 2006, 02:16:28 PM »

hahhahahha!! lolllzz :lol:
it was fun!!! wonder if titanic was a idiotic indian daily soap!!! it would be fun too!! :lol:


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nirbhay

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #10 on: May 01, 2006, 03:07:57 PM »

hheehh very true Mehak and there wud have lots of miracle out there !!! :lol:


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Style_guru

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«Reply #11 on: May 01, 2006, 03:28:20 PM »

The Style Guru Says......

Hmmmmm Its damn true that a movie remade in India can be a matter of fun. But has any1 imagined that how difficult it is for Indian film makers to produce films with such a poor infrastructure & low technical support?
Has any1 imagined that every 3rd Doctor or an Engineer in those countries (UK/US etc) belongs to (Same stupid)India?

We all admit that Indian culture is comic in nature. But its we who r responsible for it. Its we who can change it. Its we who hold the key to a better tomorrow-A better India!!!

Feel free to express yourself:


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nirbhay

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #12 on: May 01, 2006, 03:32:12 PM »

Big B jabhie bhi boltein hain sabb ko chup kar detein hain!!!!

Sahi hai bhai!!!


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Style_guru

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #13 on: May 01, 2006, 03:37:39 PM »

The Style Guru Says....

Neer Bhai,
Its simple to be easy,
But its not easy to be simple.

We get such Indian made movies because we like them that way. If we want to change that, we need to come forward instead of making fun of ourselves.

Pls pardon me for being so straight forward.

Opinions r welcomed:


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Tosha

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If the Titanic was made in India

«Reply #14 on: May 01, 2006, 03:54:46 PM »

well .... wt is written here is a matter OF fun, By fun and FOR fun...This is the constitution ... called fun... we are proud to be indians and are proud to live the way live ... and we have guts to laugh at ourselvs...!!!

bharat mera desh hai aur samest bharat wasi mere bhai bahen hai. Main bharat desh se prem kerti hun aur uski un maham paremparao pe garv kerti hun jo is desh ke amul virasat hai. mera nirantan prayes hoga ki main unke yougey banu.
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i kno it by heart .... but still i love to giggle and laugh bout it ....
like

Bharat mera desh hai. aur samast bharat wasi mere bhai bahen hai( Ek ko chod ke q ki vo mera hone wala husband hai).
main bharat desh se prem karti hun. aur uski un mahan paramparao pe garv karti hun (chahe vo brasthachar q na ho) Jo is sedh ke amul viraset hai. mera nirantan prayas hoga ki main unke yougey banu.( main Top ke rishwet khor kahalaye jayun)

... he he he ... well hum school main aisa hi kahete the.

aur en the end

Jai Hind!!
Mera BHARAT MAHAN chahye ho 100 main se 80 beman!!

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no offence please ... a joke is ment never to b taken seriously.


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