Love Marriges Arranged Marriages

by Anushka on June 15, 2006, 09:33:40 AM
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Anushka
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Love Marriage
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to  movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a  dynamic system and difficult to  maintain.
Family system hangs because  hardware (called parents) is not responding.
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive.... Yet  one never knows when it will crash....

Arranged Marriage
Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement  the main program. The functions  can be added or deleted.
Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible
Compatible with hardware  (Parents).
You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they    are responsible for successful   execution of project Married life.
All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!
Arranged Marriage is like  Unix... boring n colorless...  still extremely reliable n robust.

What are your thoughts??
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #1 on: June 16, 2006, 05:34:50 AM »
Oh Ho!!!!!! bohot behtareen Anushka  Usual Smile  nice post Usual Smile  :D
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #2 on: June 16, 2006, 05:38:26 AM »
ooooooo really good......bahut achaa!!!!!!!
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Anushka
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«Reply #3 on: June 16, 2006, 07:05:55 AM »
Thank you jiiii  :D
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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 01:40:09 PM »
Yahan sab Oh God....Oh my God...Gud Job karte chale jayenge.....koi apne Views bhi dega kya Puzzled !


Well Acording to me both marriages are same......Love marriage me love pehle hota hai Compromise baad me......Arrange Marriage me Love baad me Compromise pehle......Or dekha jaye toh Arrange marriage jayada sucessfull hoti hai.....but love marriage depends upon their Love....Relation and Their Understanding......Love marriage me mostly baad me Ego aa jaati hai......Ladki baat baat pe kehti hai Pehle toh tum aise ne the.....Jo Ladko ko pasand nahi.......We want Cool life no chakchak baazi.......but ladkian rone lagti hai......kuch toh maarti bhi hai :lol: aab kya karein isse accah ek kaam karo.....MARRIAGE HEE MAT KARO...... :D
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Anushka
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«Reply #5 on: June 17, 2006, 09:13:37 AM »
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Yahan sab Oh God....Oh my God...Gud Job karte chale jayenge.....koi apne Views bhi dega kya Puzzled !


Well Acording to me both marriages are same......Love marriage me love pehle hota hai Compromise baad me......Arrange Marriage me Love baad me Compromise pehle......Or dekha jaye toh Arrange marriage jayada sucessfull hoti hai.....but love marriage depends upon their Love....Relation and Their Understanding......Love marriage me mostly baad me Ego aa jaati hai......Ladki baat baat pe kehti hai Pehle toh tum aise ne the.....Jo Ladko ko pasand nahi.......We want Cool life no chakchak baazi.......but ladkian rone lagti hai......kuch toh maarti bhi hai :lol: aab kya karein isse accah ek kaam karo.....MARRIAGE HEE MAT KARO...... :D



Wah Gaurav bahut sehi kaha aapnay..... lekin aap bhi shaadi nei karey ghe kya?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #6 on: June 17, 2006, 09:34:42 AM »
Quote from: "Anushka"
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Yahan sab Oh God....Oh my God...Gud Job karte chale jayenge.....koi apne Views bhi dega kya Puzzled !


Well Acording to me both marriages are same......Love marriage me love pehle hota hai Compromise baad me......Arrange Marriage me Love baad me Compromise pehle......Or dekha jaye toh Arrange marriage jayada sucessfull hoti hai.....but love marriage depends upon their Love....Relation and Their Understanding......Love marriage me mostly baad me Ego aa jaati hai......Ladki baat baat pe kehti hai Pehle toh tum aise ne the.....Jo Ladko ko pasand nahi.......We want Cool life no chakchak baazi.......but ladkian rone lagti hai......kuch toh maarti bhi hai :lol: aab kya karein isse accah ek kaam karo.....MARRIAGE HEE MAT KARO...... :D



Wah Gaurav bahut sehi kaha aapnay..... lekin aap bhi shaadi nei karey ghe kya?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??


Abhi tak toh koi Vichaar banaya nahi maine.....baaki Iraada yahi hai..NO MARRIAGE
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Anushka
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«Reply #7 on: June 17, 2006, 09:37:37 AM »
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Quote from: "Anushka"
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Yahan sab Oh God....Oh my God...Gud Job karte chale jayenge.....koi apne Views bhi dega kya Puzzled !


Well Acording to me both marriages are same......Love marriage me love pehle hota hai Compromise baad me......Arrange Marriage me Love baad me Compromise pehle......Or dekha jaye toh Arrange marriage jayada sucessfull hoti hai.....but love marriage depends upon their Love....Relation and Their Understanding......Love marriage me mostly baad me Ego aa jaati hai......Ladki baat baat pe kehti hai Pehle toh tum aise ne the.....Jo Ladko ko pasand nahi.......We want Cool life no chakchak baazi.......but ladkian rone lagti hai......kuch toh maarti bhi hai :lol: aab kya karein isse accah ek kaam karo.....MARRIAGE HEE MAT KARO...... :D



Wah Gaurav bahut sehi kaha aapnay..... lekin aap bhi shaadi nei karey ghe kya?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??


Abhi tak toh koi Vichaar banaya nahi maine.....baaki Iraada yahi hai..NO MARRIAGE


KEEP UP THE GOOD SPIRITS!!! LEKIN MAA KO NEHI BETANA KAY MANAY YEH KAHA HAI!!! :D
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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #8 on: June 17, 2006, 09:49:47 AM »
Quote from: "Anushka"
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Quote from: "Anushka"
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Yahan sab Oh God....Oh my God...Gud Job karte chale jayenge.....koi apne Views bhi dega kya Puzzled !


Well Acording to me both marriages are same......Love marriage me love pehle hota hai Compromise baad me......Arrange Marriage me Love baad me Compromise pehle......Or dekha jaye toh Arrange marriage jayada sucessfull hoti hai.....but love marriage depends upon their Love....Relation and Their Understanding......Love marriage me mostly baad me Ego aa jaati hai......Ladki baat baat pe kehti hai Pehle toh tum aise ne the.....Jo Ladko ko pasand nahi.......We want Cool life no chakchak baazi.......but ladkian rone lagti hai......kuch toh maarti bhi hai :lol: aab kya karein isse accah ek kaam karo.....MARRIAGE HEE MAT KARO...... :D



Wah Gaurav bahut sehi kaha aapnay..... lekin aap bhi shaadi nei karey ghe kya?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??


Abhi tak toh koi Vichaar banaya nahi maine.....baaki Iraada yahi hai..NO MARRIAGE


KEEP UP THE GOOD SPIRITS!!! LEKIN MAA KO NEHI BETANA KAY MANAY YEH KAHA HAI!!! :D


 :lol:  :lol:
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Shikha12
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«Reply #9 on: June 17, 2006, 11:10:28 AM »
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Quote from: "Anushka"
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Yahan sab Oh God....Oh my God...Gud Job karte chale jayenge.....koi apne Views bhi dega kya Puzzled !


Well Acording to me both marriages are same......Love marriage me love pehle hota hai Compromise baad me......Arrange Marriage me Love baad me Compromise pehle......Or dekha jaye toh Arrange marriage jayada sucessfull hoti hai.....but love marriage depends upon their Love....Relation and Their Understanding......Love marriage me mostly baad me Ego aa jaati hai......Ladki baat baat pe kehti hai Pehle toh tum aise ne the.....Jo Ladko ko pasand nahi.......We want Cool life no chakchak baazi.......but ladkian rone lagti hai......kuch toh maarti bhi hai :lol: aab kya karein isse accah ek kaam karo.....MARRIAGE HEE MAT KARO...... :D



Wah Gaurav bahut sehi kaha aapnay..... lekin aap bhi shaadi nei karey ghe kya?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??


Abhi tak toh koi Vichaar banaya nahi maine.....baaki Iraada yahi hai..NO MARRIAGE


Oh God.......... Gaurav....  Puzzled !  No Marriage.......  Puzzled !

 Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  :D  :D  :D  :D

I can't believe this.......

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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #10 on: June 17, 2006, 11:12:25 AM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Quote from: "Anushka"
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Yahan sab Oh God....Oh my God...Gud Job karte chale jayenge.....koi apne Views bhi dega kya Puzzled !


Well Acording to me both marriages are same......Love marriage me love pehle hota hai Compromise baad me......Arrange Marriage me Love baad me Compromise pehle......Or dekha jaye toh Arrange marriage jayada sucessfull hoti hai.....but love marriage depends upon their Love....Relation and Their Understanding......Love marriage me mostly baad me Ego aa jaati hai......Ladki baat baat pe kehti hai Pehle toh tum aise ne the.....Jo Ladko ko pasand nahi.......We want Cool life no chakchak baazi.......but ladkian rone lagti hai......kuch toh maarti bhi hai :lol: aab kya karein isse accah ek kaam karo.....MARRIAGE HEE MAT KARO...... :D



Wah Gaurav bahut sehi kaha aapnay..... lekin aap bhi shaadi nei karey ghe kya?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??


Abhi tak toh koi Vichaar banaya nahi maine.....baaki Iraada yahi hai..NO MARRIAGE


Oh God.......... Gaurav....  Puzzled !  No Marriage.......  Puzzled !

 Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  :D  :D  :D  :D

I can't believe this.......

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Hamesha ek baat yaad rakhna....Zindagi me woh faisla mat lo jisspar tumhe Vishwaas na ho.....or tumhe uss par rona na pade :wink:
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Shikha12
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«Reply #11 on: June 17, 2006, 11:14:20 AM »
Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !  Puzzled !
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #12 on: June 17, 2006, 12:10:56 PM »
According to me, arrange marriage is better than love marriage. As the name suggests, love marriage is the result of only love and all of us know that love is blind. so, there is no particular good reason to go for love marriage. You can fall in love with anyone without seeing which type of qualities that person is having, like love in first sight.

but arrange marriages are made after choosing the right person, it does not matter where your choice proved correct or wrong. but an excellent try is there behind the arrange marriages.

anyways every one has different attitue nas thinking, i have written what i think. I am sorry if i have hurt somebody's feelings.


tanha dil tanha safar
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dolly
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«Reply #13 on: June 17, 2006, 01:48:10 PM »
AMMMM ...i think Arranged Marriages r better...........coz.........frm d v first day..........u know v well.....dat u r entering into new env........n so a kind of adjusting attitude comes widout much of efforts..............

vereas if v see other part...............den so much of expectations r there........even if partener tries to fulfill......sthg lacks n ........

we all know Our mind plays a vital role............so its actually up to u how u take ur lif??..........nbdy can help u bt only u........

so i wish .......dose who r in love ........be in love...........n dose consider themselves fine......to be single..........be that ..coz love is not ur cup of tea..........u r ur frend ........n dats the best thing..................

ALL LIVE HAPPILY...........
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Anushka
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«Reply #14 on: June 18, 2006, 12:34:44 AM »
Great views........hats off =D>
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