~***Men and Women Matters***~

by Sonu on March 20, 2007, 03:20:00 AM
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~***Men and Women Matters***~

 6 Weeks , 6 Months, 6 Years .  



Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?


Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??


Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.


Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.


Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!


Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??


New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?


Planning for Vacations:


6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to India on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???


TV:

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself . .
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: March 20, 2007, 01:13:20 PM »
Usual Smile nice post Sonu!!
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Talat
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«Reply #2 on: March 20, 2007, 02:11:04 PM »
Usual Smile
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*DeSi KuRi WaLaIti sTyLe*
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«Reply #3 on: March 20, 2007, 03:09:47 PM »
****This is Awesome***
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Sonu
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«Reply #4 on: March 20, 2007, 04:24:09 PM »
shukriya dostu... Pooja sis... talat ji.. desi kuri... thanks so much jo applogo ko yeah post achi lagi...
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«Reply #5 on: March 20, 2007, 04:26:41 PM »
its nothing but knife
   
 


If u r married please ignore this MSG,

For everyone else: Happy Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.

After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

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Galfriends r like chocolates,
Taste gud anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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Man receives telegram: Wife deadshould be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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palkhi
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«Reply #6 on: March 20, 2007, 04:45:12 PM »
.....Sonu good posts!!!! Like the Idea!!!!!
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Anjani_2nd_verzion
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«Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 01:22:29 AM »
sonu didi............thnx so much..........for posting these ideas for us....................it might help in future.......!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
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*DeSi KuRi WaLaIti sTyLe*
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«Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 02:56:16 AM »
*****Aj kal ki generation ko en tips ki zaroorat hai, thnkx once again......********
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Sonu
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«Reply #9 on: March 21, 2007, 05:04:03 AM »
Thanks dostu... hahaha chalu mauj masti kro yaar
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«Reply #10 on: March 21, 2007, 09:37:50 PM »
HEHEHEHEHE:P
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«Reply #11 on: March 21, 2007, 09:38:07 PM »
:D:P
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