THE HUSBAND STORE..........HASNA MAT

by indian_groom on April 22, 2006, 10:13:53 AM
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The Husband Store ...
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
 Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the  housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012456 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
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roshni246
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«Reply #1 on: April 22, 2006, 10:16:34 AM »
jhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttt :?  Shocked  Puzzled !
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indian_groom
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«Reply #2 on: April 22, 2006, 10:18:23 AM »
LAALACH KARNA BURI BAALA HAI...........JO MIL JAYE USSI ME SANTOSH KAR LENA CHAIYE.............PEHLE THEAM KO SAMJHO PHIR KAHO.
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #3 on: April 22, 2006, 10:20:34 AM »
haha haha haha...............
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roshni246
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«Reply #4 on: April 22, 2006, 10:22:16 AM »
main theam ko samja gayi lekin yeh yeh yeh yeh .....
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indian_groom
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«Reply #5 on: April 22, 2006, 10:24:15 AM »
kya samjhi batao
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roshni246
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«Reply #6 on: April 22, 2006, 10:25:12 AM »
kuch nahi mereko yeh jhoot lagta hai k ladkiyan lajaj karti hai isliye mereko baat naahi karni !!
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«Reply #7 on: April 22, 2006, 10:31:48 AM »
are yaar ye ladko par bhi lagu hoti hai..........mera matlab sirf ye hai ki zindagi me har kisis ko pura jahan nahi milta.
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #8 on: April 22, 2006, 06:27:27 PM »
tru tru

i feel the same way!
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