Things married guys know and bachelors should know....!!!!!!

by redwhitegang on September 03, 2006, 06:35:23 PM
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. --David Bissonette


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her. --Sacha Guitry


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. --Hemant Joshi


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --Socrates


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
--Dumas


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does woman want? --Sigmund Freud


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
--Anonymous


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to
a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." --Henry Youngman


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." --Sam
Kinison


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage." --James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't." --Patrick Murray


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. --Nash


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once... --Anonymous


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny
Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. --Rodney
Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. --Milton
Berle


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. --Anonymous


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine." --Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
mine's still alive." --Anonymous
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sanya310
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«Reply #1 on: September 03, 2006, 07:13:36 PM »
lolz! :lol:
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anjani_si
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«Reply #2 on: September 03, 2006, 08:37:53 PM »
hahaha :D:D
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natural
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«Reply #3 on: September 04, 2006, 04:38:55 AM »
:D  :D

Nice One....
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tushar_4u_im
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«Reply #4 on: September 04, 2006, 07:31:46 AM »
bahut aacha bahut aacha kya sahi batt kahi hai yaar


tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  


GOOD...............
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nirbhay
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«Reply #5 on: September 04, 2006, 09:16:59 AM »
Tushar PraaJee tey vaade Confidencial hokar boltein hain Experience lag Rahe ho bhaiya! :lol:

And Mr.RWG Mein na iski tareef kar sakta hoon na hi Galt keh sakta hoon.. Isliye mein jo kar sakta hoon wo main karne Jaa Raha hoon --> :lol:
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indian_groom
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«Reply #6 on: September 04, 2006, 02:55:09 PM »
very good one brother i like it.
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #7 on: September 04, 2006, 06:33:25 PM »
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! cool response yaar!, maine socha bhi nahi tha aap sab ko etna pasand aayega! :D
thank u every one :D
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anjani_si
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«Reply #8 on: September 05, 2006, 02:24:10 AM »
Quote from: "nirbhay"
Tushar PraaJee tey vaade Confidencial hokar boltein hain Experience lag Rahe ho bhaiya! :lol:

And Mr.RWG Mein na iski tareef kar sakta hoon na hi Galt keh sakta hoon.. Isliye mein jo kar sakta hoon wo main karne Jaa Raha hoon --> :lol:


kyun appne abhi azma liya hai :D:D:D:D
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nirbhay
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«Reply #9 on: September 05, 2006, 04:26:31 AM »
Quote from: "anjani_si"
Quote from: "nirbhay"
Tushar PraaJee tey vaade Confidencial hokar boltein hain Experience lag Rahe ho bhaiya! :lol:

And Mr.RWG Mein na iski tareef kar sakta hoon na hi Galt keh sakta hoon.. Isliye mein jo kar sakta hoon wo main karne Jaa Raha hoon --> :lol:


kyun appne abhi azma liya hai :D:D:D:D



Aare Pagli Azmaya nahi hai isliye to kuch keh nahi saktey! tongue3
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