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this thread dedicated to DK....LUCKNOW BOY

by indian_groom on February 02, 2007, 08:09:58 PM

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hey dear this is ur fav blond related knowleage........must read.....if monitore think this unfair thread plzzz inform me throw pm and also delete this.....

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped on the cordless phone

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”, she put Leo

If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved

Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.

Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them

Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”

Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills

Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking

Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain

Q : Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
A : Instant Intelligence!

Q : Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A : Because they can spell it

Q : Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A : It took her months to figure out she could use it at night!

Q : Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
A : Because it said “concentrate”

Q : What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A : A dope ring

Q : Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
A : Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

Q : What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!

Q: What are two reasons why blondes don’t mind their own business?
A : No mind. No business

Q :Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
A : Because below 18 was not allowed

Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, “Tokyo Disneyland Left”, so they turned around and went home

twikle-twikle little DK, we all wonder wat they are upabove the judi so high, like an antina in the sky,dimag ka portion always dry ,ab to hunss do yaaron don’t be shy

miss u dk

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