TIme for Guy bashing

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. The Boyss don't want to reach for the good ones because
they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get
the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but
easy.

So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with
them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have
to be a little patient and the right Boy, the one who takes a
chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...

O yeah??? sab pakau hai ... chk this out
Few points on girls ... ek ek cheez sahi hai ... u bet

1. Girls love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2. Girls  especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Girls  never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
4. Girls  need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5. Girls  will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Girls  love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Girls  need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Girls  hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
9. Girls  can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
10. Girls  always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
11. Girls  can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
12. Girls  never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
13. Girls think all beer is the same.
14. Girls keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
15. After a Girl  showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
16. Girls  don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertain-ment that allows them to escape reality. Girls  seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.
17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a Girls  goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
18. Girls  brush their hair *before* bed.
19. Girls are paid less than men, except for modeling.
20. Girls  are *never* wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the bible"... hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?
21. Girls do *not* know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"
22. Girls  have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.
23. The average number of items in a typical Girls  bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
24. Girls  love cats. Men say they love cats, but when Girls aren't looking, men kick cats.
25  Girls love to talk on the phone. A Girl can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
26. A Girl will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
27. Girls  will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
28. Girls do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
29. Girls  will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
30. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
31. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on Girls .
32. Girls  cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
33a All Girls  are overweight by definition, don't argue with them about it.
33b See 33a.
34. If it is not Valentines day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
35. Girls  want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.
36. Only Girls  understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china".
37. Girls  can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.
38. Girls  don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried do you?

ye to kisi ne apni girlfriend dil rakhne ke liye likha hoga ... dont take it seriously ... mazaq hai ... guys are gud in flattering their sweethearts :D

was it??? anyway removed certain things which might have been "offensive" ...  :oops:

I agree wid these....

hai hai sanju baba.... inna time lagaya bolne me nishi this post is nice.. uff.. ye ladke ... kisine maara tereko bol?? nahi na khali peelii darr raha tha lolzzzzzzzzzz  ...thk u sanju

"true lines"??? arre yaar sanju ... tu ladkiyon ki side ho gaya  ... sab pakau likha hai nishita ne ...  :evil: