TIme for Guy bashing

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2 saal mein bhi seekh jayegi iski kya garentee hai

     

arre neele.. tum fir apne baal lehra rahe ho..

Men are like...Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like...Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like...Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped :twisted:  :queen:

hehehehehe nishita sis and mansi sis!

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sachayi chup nahin sakhti banawat ke asolo se,
kushboo aa nahin sakhti khagaz ke phoolon se! (NM)

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"NM" likha hua hai na, aab kaha se liya aur kab liya aur kyu liya usse kya?. tum kya FBI me kam karte ho?

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By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has
to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.
"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's cheek. "OOPS, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything!Woman is truly amazing."
And so she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Women have strengths that amaze men.