Time for some male bashing .....

by redwhitegang on July 08, 2006, 07:39:31 PM
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redwhitegang
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ENJOY!!!!! Time for some male bashing

                               
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
                               
A: Puppies grow up.
                               
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their face?
                               
A: Because they are...
                               
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
                               
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
                               
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
ground first?
                               
A: Who cares?Huh??.....
                               
Q: What did God say after he created man?
                               
A: I can do better than this! And then he created a woman!!!.
                               
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
                               
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
                               
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
                               
A: i) no mind ii) no business
                               
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
                               
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
                               
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
                               
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
                               
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
                               
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
of  driving.
                               
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
                               
A: Exchange him!!
                               
Q: Why do men like smart women?
                               
A: Opposites attract.
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ranjana
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«Reply #1 on: July 09, 2006, 06:42:26 PM »
good one .......... Usual Smile
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roshni246
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«Reply #2 on: July 09, 2006, 10:04:02 PM »
COOL...!
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anjani_si
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«Reply #3 on: July 09, 2006, 11:32:49 PM »
nice RWG! tongue3
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #4 on: July 10, 2006, 05:15:27 AM »
Usual SmileUsual SmileUsual Smile good one RWG!!!
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #5 on: July 25, 2006, 07:09:56 PM »
hahahaha ye to aap logo ko achcha lage ga hii! :D .........
par iska nichche wala thread bhi kash achcha laga hota  tongue3..hehehe
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anjani_si
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«Reply #6 on: July 25, 2006, 09:36:26 PM »
shahid have two words for u!!!!!

:lol: SHUT UP :D:D

couldnt have said it any better :D:D
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indian_groom
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«Reply #7 on: July 25, 2006, 09:41:48 PM »
Tumne kya poori zindagi mein shut up he sikh hai LUCY.
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anjani_si
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«Reply #8 on: July 25, 2006, 09:43:04 PM »
Quote from: "indian_groom"
Tumne kya poori zindagi mein shut up he sikh hai LUCY.


NAHI......

dafa is also included tongue3
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indian_groom
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«Reply #9 on: July 25, 2006, 09:43:55 PM »
HE HE HE .......kya pee ke aati hooo yoindia peeeeee
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anjani_si
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«Reply #10 on: July 25, 2006, 09:44:29 PM »
Quote from: "indian_groom"
HE HE HE .......kya pee ke aati hooo yoindia peeeeee


tauba tauba..........abhi thakh haath bhi nahi laghaya....:D:D
under age hoon na tongue3
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indian_groom
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«Reply #11 on: July 25, 2006, 09:45:43 PM »
ye under age kya hota hai..........aaj kal ke bacche dhodh nahi..........sidhe beer mangte hai............
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anjani_si
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«Reply #12 on: July 25, 2006, 09:46:46 PM »
Quote from: "indian_groom"
ye under age kya hota hai..........aaj kal ke bacche dhodh nahi..........sidhe beer mangte hai............


dhodh mehngha hogaya hai na isse liye tongue3:P
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indian_groom
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«Reply #13 on: July 25, 2006, 09:48:57 PM »
one think rite tumahra sence of humar bahoot accha hai................

isliye clown of yoindia ke race mein top pe hooooooo
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anjani_si
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«Reply #14 on: July 25, 2006, 09:50:29 PM »
Quote from: "indian_groom"
one think rite tumahra sence of humar bahoot accha hai................

isliye clown of yoindia ke race mein top pe hooooooo


rely i have a sense of tumor....i mean humor :D:D:D:D

nahi DK ke ne CROWN CHEENLIYA :D:D:D

kanjoos :D:D
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