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by Mansi_d_archi on January 11, 2005, 05:07:09 AM
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Mansi_d_archi
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1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in  black over
here.

                               ~~


2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps
on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why
don't you try again.
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #1 on: January 11, 2005, 05:26:39 AM »
lol

one more stupid question n answer :

q: Why do movies don't move ??

a : Because the screen dont have wheels..........  Usual Smile
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Mansi_d_archi
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«Reply #2 on: January 11, 2005, 05:31:52 AM »
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
lol

one more stupid question n answer :

q: Why do movies don't move ??

a : Because the screen dont have wheels..........  Usual Smile


thanx Chimpu!

Q. y do movies dun move?
A.Movies do move but u can't c coz ur mind ain't stable!! :lol:
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #3 on: January 11, 2005, 05:36:00 AM »
lol mansi tongue3

one more...

q : why noun of cooking is cook why not cooker?

a : A. b'coz there is no Pressure..
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Mansi_d_archi
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«Reply #4 on: January 11, 2005, 05:38:09 AM »
lol..dat's a cool 1
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #5 on: January 11, 2005, 05:44:48 AM »
lol mansi


q. what are top 3  ways of recognising a baby sardar ?
a : chhota pagdi, Stupidity & The general public around..  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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Mansi_d_archi
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«Reply #6 on: January 11, 2005, 05:47:54 AM »
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people
ask...Stupid Question:Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #7 on: January 11, 2005, 06:03:58 AM »
lol gr8 1 mansi !!!
 :huba:


q. why trains do not get punctured ?

a : hoti bhi hongi to pata nahi chalta hoga.... so many wheels :eek1:
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Mansi_d_archi
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«Reply #8 on: January 11, 2005, 06:19:58 AM »
dat was li'l dumb

now try ur silly mind answerin dis1..lol

If d Internet has no boundaries, then y do we need Windows, or Gates?
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«Reply #9 on: January 11, 2005, 06:30:03 AM »
very nice mansi.
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #10 on: January 11, 2005, 06:32:22 AM »
lol...

ask any internet freak . i dont use gates i use mouse :eek1:

y do flies fly?
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«Reply #11 on: January 11, 2005, 06:33:26 AM »
thanx Nidhi

everyone is free 2 create an answer here or ask any damn question if u really feel its silly :wink:
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«Reply #12 on: January 11, 2005, 06:41:41 AM »
flis fly coz u dont fly. glasses2
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #13 on: January 11, 2005, 06:44:18 AM »
lol

y dont spectators wear spectacles?
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Mansi_d_archi
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«Reply #14 on: January 11, 2005, 06:55:34 AM »
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
lol...

ask any internet freak . i dont use gates i use mouse :eek1:

y do flies fly?


coz they have nothin else 2 do...lol
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