Wanna propose ur love?????? some interestng facts!!!!!

by redwhitegang on June 15, 2006, 06:44:20 PM
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Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............(at your own risk!!!)
 

 1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
 
  "You're under arrest!"
 
   (For what?)
 
 "For stealing my heart."
 
  2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
 
  3. are your legs tired?
 
  ( girl: Why?)
 
  because you have been running through my mind all day!
 
  4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
 
  5. Can you give me directions to your heart?
 
  I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
 
  6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.)
 
  She would say,"What are doing"
 
  respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
 
  7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
 
  "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
 
  8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
 
  9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
 
  "No" he answers.
 
  "Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"
 
  10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips.
 
  11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
 
  12. Are you lost?
 
  'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
 
  13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you  again?
 
  14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
 
  15. Do you have a map?
 
  I just got lost in your eyes.
 
  16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
 
  17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen
 
 

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

 
 

 
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

 
 

 
 
HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all


   
 
 
LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are
a lot more willing to die

   

 
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does

     
 
 
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument

 

   
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
started doing the same thing to them at funerals....
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #1 on: June 15, 2006, 06:51:34 PM »
awwwwwww # 9 is best pick up line.......so sweet!!!!!!!
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #2 on: June 15, 2006, 06:59:35 PM »
Quote from: "isha_verma7"
awwwwwww # 9 is best pick up line.......so sweet!!!!!!!


Thnx isha ji! Usual Smile
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roshni246
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«Reply #3 on: June 15, 2006, 07:14:20 PM »
Quote from: "redwhitegang"
Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............(at your own risk!!!)
 

 
 
  12. Are you lost?
 
  'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
 


oh this one is so sweeeeeeeet! Puzzled !
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #4 on: June 15, 2006, 07:20:02 PM »
Quote from: "roshni246"
Quote from: "redwhitegang"
Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............(at your own risk!!!)
 

 
 
  12. Are you lost?
 
  'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
 


oh this one is so sweeeeeeeet! Puzzled !


Thnx roshini ji bohot achcha lagraha hain ke etna jaldi aap logo ka rply milraha hain! Usual Smile
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«Reply #5 on: June 15, 2006, 07:21:40 PM »
Quote from: "redwhitegang"
Quote from: "roshni246"
Quote from: "redwhitegang"
Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............(at your own risk!!!)
 

 
 
  12. Are you lost?
 
  'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
 


oh this one is so sweeeeeeeet! Puzzled !


Thnx roshini ji bohot achcha lagraha hain ke etna jaldi aap logo ka rply milraha hain! Usual Smile


agar post achi hogi to replys bhi ayenge Winking
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #6 on: June 15, 2006, 07:28:39 PM »
Ekdam  sahii kaha aapne!!!! Usual Smile
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roshni246
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«Reply #7 on: June 15, 2006, 07:32:29 PM »
Puzzled !  Puzzled !
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #8 on: June 15, 2006, 07:41:19 PM »
:!:  :?:  :!:  :?:
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roshni246
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«Reply #9 on: June 15, 2006, 07:43:15 PM »
:?  :? yeh hgonga pan  nahi hai monster dantenge???

APKO WO PIC KAISE DALTE HAIN SAMAJ AYA?? Puzzled !
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #10 on: June 15, 2006, 07:47:23 PM »
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:?  :? yeh hgonga pan  nahi hai monster dantenge???

APKO WO PIC KAISE DALTE HAIN SAMAJ AYA?? Puzzled !


ji mujhe to aap ka upar wala rply samajh me nahi aaya tha is liye.......

Aur try to kar rah hu but load nahi ho raha hain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,kabhi aahi nahi raha hain aur ekbar aaya to bohot chota tha thumbnail type ka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad5
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roshni246
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«Reply #11 on: June 15, 2006, 07:48:46 PM »
hhahahahaa how sweet try try..! abhi aap naye aye ho ne dont worry sikh jaoge! nahi aya to waheed_rose se poocho wo sab details main batayenge!
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #12 on: June 15, 2006, 07:53:10 PM »
Thnx a lot  Usual Smile
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roshni246
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«Reply #13 on: June 15, 2006, 07:54:05 PM »
phir thxx uffffffff
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redwhitegang
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«Reply #14 on: June 15, 2006, 08:01:47 PM »
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phir thxx uffffffff


UpppS!!! asal mein yeh mein ne pehle post kar diya tha!!!!!!!!!!! sad5 ...


.......... Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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