:: what do boys know about the girls ??? ::

Types Of Girls :

HARD-DISK girl:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM girl:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS girl:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL girl:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER girl:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET girl:
Difficult to access.

SERVER girl:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA girl:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM girl:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL girl:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS girl:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her,she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

yeah !!! thnx bro
 

ladkiyan chup chap padh ke nikal jati hain... aadat hai unki purani... comment nahi larti :wink:

abhi i hav sumthing more for surprise

i hav to arrange it in a mannered way
i'l post it at nite :wink:

wait then.......kabhi milegi hi nahin

Woh nahin milegi...............
....Jise dhoondta hai dil har kahin,
 jo kabhi milegi tujhe hai nahin.........
Rest u think....

anyways, bahot ho gayeee gupshup... koi mile na mile... humein phark nahi padta... mile to hum bhi khush wo bhi khush ... nahi to hum to udas rehne wale nahi  :wink:

now back 2 wrk

WOMEN vs MEN
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ON MONEY
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want (madam kharchili... jo jaroorat nahi wo bhi)
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. (dayawaan insaan)

ON BATHROOMS
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.  
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, tooth paste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.    

ON ARGUMENTS  A woman has the last word in any argument.  :evil:
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  :wink:

ON CATS
Women love cats.   :oops:
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.   :wink:

ON THE FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.  :cry:
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.  

ON SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.  
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.  :!:

ON MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. :cry:

ON DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.  :evil:
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

ON NATURE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.  :!:  

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