:: what do boys know about the girls ??? ::

by myheart_ursonly on December 23, 2004, 07:11:04 AM
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«Reply #15 on: December 23, 2004, 05:07:28 PM »
Zyada khush mat ho.
I m leaving,see u 2maro.
Good night!
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #16 on: December 23, 2004, 05:10:35 PM »
okay!

bye cu... sure :wink:


aur khush kyun na houn Puzzled !
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #17 on: December 24, 2004, 08:28:30 PM »
ladkiyon ko koi nai samaj paya!

dil me kuch aur upar se kuch! Puzzled !
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Namkeen
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«Reply #18 on: December 24, 2004, 08:37:26 PM »
pyaar karo to haste hai......
izhaar karo to haste hai.....
inkaar karo to haste hai.....
aetbaar karo to haste hai .....
jaanisaar karo to haste hai .....
sweekaar karo to haste hai......
dhootkaar karo to haste hai .....
jab dekho tab haste hai.....
sochte he hum kya ladke pagal hai?Huh?
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #19 on: December 25, 2004, 06:31:38 AM »
uhhun uhhun
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #20 on: December 25, 2004, 06:34:06 AM »
Some true facts about girls, read it out....  Puzzled !

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy :mrgreen:
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her  :?:

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man  Puzzled !


If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for
seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring  :wink:

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex......
So weak, yet so powerful.........
So confusing, yet so desirable.
So damning, yet so wonderful  glasses2
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sanju
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«Reply #21 on: December 25, 2004, 02:36:42 PM »
lolz heart very true...
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #22 on: December 25, 2004, 02:55:16 PM »
thnx sanju


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phoenix
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«Reply #23 on: July 12, 2006, 04:50:05 PM »
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
Types Of Girls :

HARD-DISK girl:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM girl:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS girl:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL girl:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER girl:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET girl:
Difficult to access.

SERVER girl:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA girl:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM girl:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL girl:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS girl:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her,she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............


wah wah kya baat kahi
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Amber007
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«Reply #24 on: September 20, 2008, 07:42:15 AM »
SOMETHING ABOUT GIRLS:-


If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line de raha hai".
 
If you don't she says "Kitna akadta hai".
 
**********
 
If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai".
 
If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar".
 
**********
 
If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai".
 
If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai".
 
**********
 
If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
 
If she acts smarter she think its her right.
 
**********
 
If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai".
 
If you love her she says "Peechay hi pad gayaa hai".
 
**********
 
If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho".
 
If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai".
 
**********
 
If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me".
 
If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child".
 
**********
 
If you scold her she says "You act like a grandpa giving lecture".
 
If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care".
 
**********
 
If you break a promise she says "He does not trust you any more".
 
If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"
 
**********
 
If you smoke she says "You are a bad guy".
 
If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand".
 
**********
 
If you do good in exams she says "Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks".
 
If she gets good marks she says "Its my brain".
 
**********
 
If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my feelings".
 
If she hurts you she replies" You are not understanding". Applause Applause hello2
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honeyrose
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«Reply #25 on: September 23, 2008, 12:28:47 PM »
SOMETHING ABOUT GIRLS:-


If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line de raha hai".
 
If you don't she says "Kitna akadta hai".
 
**********
 
If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai".
 
If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar".
 
**********
 
If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai".
 
If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai".
 
**********
 
If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
 
If she acts smarter she think its her right.
 
**********
 
If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai".
 
If you love her she says "Peechay hi pad gayaa hai".
 
**********
 
If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho".
 
If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai".
 
**********
 
If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me".
 
If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child".
 
**********
 
If you scold her she says "You act like a grandpa giving lecture".
 
If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care".
 
**********
 
If you break a promise she says "He does not trust you any more".
 
If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"
 
**********
 
If you smoke she says "You are a bad guy".
 
If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand".
 
**********
 
If you do good in exams she says "Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks".
 
If she gets good marks she says "Its my brain".
 
**********
 
If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my feelings".
 
If she hurts you she replies" You are not understanding". Applause Applause hello2



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