Who works for India???????????????????

by sunny_bunny on July 19, 2005, 07:42:28 AM
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Who works for India?Huh???
The population of India is 100 crores
1,00,00,00,000

But 19 crores are retired.
-19,00,00,000

That leaves 81 crores do the work.
81,00,00,000

There are 25 crores in school,
-25,00,00,000

Which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
56,00,00,000

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt,
-22,00,00,000

Leaving 34 crores to do the work.
34,00,00,000

4 crores are in the Armed Forces (protecting the nation), -4,00,00,000

Which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,00,00,0 00

Take away from above total the 20 crores people work For State
Governments
(State Government employees officially do no! ! t work!) -20,00,00,000

And that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
10,00,00,000

Total unemployed are 8 crores
-8,00,00,000

And that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
2,00,00,000

At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,
-1,20,00,000
Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
80,00,000

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998
people
in prisons throughout the country. -79,99,998

That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
2

You and me!!! And currently YOU are sitting at your
computer reading mails. So I am the only person in our country who is

working! And that's why India is surviving!!!

Now, please go back and do your job because, for a
change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of
that.
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«Reply #1 on: July 19, 2005, 09:19:07 AM »
Chalo.. is calculation ka sabse bada demrit nikalte.. hai..

You know there is always new theory which actually removes the demerits of old one..

So first demrit is that is about retired person.. 19 crores are retired bt more than half of them are working or have their own business.. Like retired armyman opened a "security service agency" .

Among 25 crores in school.. atleast 15% among them also work (its Indian stats).

Among 22 crores employed in govt.. huh.. no one is satified from their current income so they are investing their black money in stock market and other business.

The Army people are exceptions Usual Smile

And about rest.. will talk abt them some other day. b'coz at this moment I have to leave to do WORK ...
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«Reply #2 on: July 19, 2005, 09:42:04 AM »
hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ok bro.............................................. ....
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«Reply #3 on: March 01, 2012, 09:07:32 AM »
Who works for India?Huh???
The population of India is 100 crores
1,00,00,00,000

But 19 crores are retired.
-19,00,00,000

That leaves 81 crores do the work.
81,00,00,000

There are 25 crores in school,
-25,00,00,000

Which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
56,00,00,000

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt,
-22,00,00,000

Leaving 34 crores to do the work.
34,00,00,000

4 crores are in the Armed Forces (protecting the nation), -4,00,00,000

Which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,00,00,0 00

Take away from above total the 20 crores people work For State
Governments
(State Government employees officially do no! ! t work!) -20,00,00,000

And that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
10,00,00,000

Total unemployed are 8 crores
-8,00,00,000

And that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
2,00,00,000

At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,
-1,20,00,000
Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
80,00,000

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998
people
in prisons throughout the country. -79,99,998

That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
2

You and me!!! And currently YOU are sitting at your
computer reading mails. So I am the only person in our country who is

working! And that's why India is surviving!!!

Now, please go back and do your job because, for a
change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of
that.


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