Lawyer Sense .......... MazHur

by mazHur on May 18, 2016, 05:42:32 AM
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Lawyer Sense

Summoning his three sons
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer
A dying man tells them his last wish
Each of you when I die
And am laid to rest
Would place ten thousand dollars each
In my mound
The three of the able sons consent
And agree to carry out their fathers last wish
Soon the man dies
Complying with his wish
The doctor puts ten thousand dollars in his grave
Followed by the engineer son
Then comes the able lawyer son's turn
He takes out his cheque book
Scribbles thirty thousand dollars on a leaf
Signs it
And Puts it in his father's grave
Picks up the twenty thousand dollars already there
And walks away mumbling
Amen.

By mazHur (Mazhar Butt)
Adapted from Lawyer's jokes
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«Reply #1 on: May 18, 2016, 07:59:18 PM »
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«Reply #2 on: May 18, 2016, 09:32:54 PM »
waah kyaa baat hai. Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
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Quote from: mazHur on May 18, 2016, 05:42:32 AM
Lawyer Sense

Summoning his three sons
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer
A dying man tells them his last wish
Each of you when I die
And am laid to rest
Would place ten thousand dollars each
In my mound
The three of the able sons consent
And agree to carry out their fathers last wish
Soon the man dies
Complying with his wish
The doctor puts ten thousand dollars in his grave
Followed by the engineer son
Then comes the able lawyer son's turn
He takes out his cheque book
Scribbles thirty thousand dollars on a leaf
Signs it
And Puts it in his father's grave
Picks up the twenty thousand dollars already there
And walks away mumbling
Amen.

By mazHur (Mazhar Butt)
Adapted from Lawyer's jokes


Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))well active profession in USA is of lawyer ! is it one of the reasons Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #4 on: June 01, 2016, 10:34:52 AM »
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