Weird Home Work Excuses...:English

sufu

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I am sure that everyone has had made excuses in their lives for not doing homework but I am sure no one has made excuses as weird as the onezz below...... happy3

DAY 1:-

"Oops! My mom threw it in the dustbin...
Oh!It got washed away in Washing Machine with RIN!!!"
Teacher hits me but I do not give in...
"C'mmon Maam, incomplete homework is not a sin..."

DAY 2:-

"With the sheet, my little brother made a huge paper plane....
It got wet in the rain..."
Teacher hits me and it does pain...
"C'mmon Maam, I know that truth is always insane..."

DAY 3 { EXCUSES GET WORSE AND ILLOGICAL DAY BY DAY}:-

"On the papers, my cousin spilt orange juice...
Not to forget the chocolate mousse..."
Teacher hits me until I look like an ugly goose...
"C'mmon Maam, I think you need not have given me that big black bruise..."

DAY 4:-

"My father smashed a bottle of ink...
In the bath tub it did sink...."
Teacher hits me till I am all pink...
"C'mmon Maam, how many more excuses can I think?"

DAY 5:-

"A crow flew into my room and took them away...
Oh! It got burnt with hay..."
Teacher hits me saying that i will have to pay
And atlast I say...
"OK Maam, I am sorry as I have nothing more left to say!!!"


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aqsh

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Re: Weird Home Work Excuses...

«Reply #1 on: March 19, 2013, 05:07:31 PM »

Very nice.. keep writing...


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sksaini4

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Re: Weird Home Work Excuses...

«Reply #2 on: March 19, 2013, 10:24:30 PM »

great


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marhoom bahayaat

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Re: Weird Home Work Excuses...

«Reply #3 on: March 19, 2013, 11:47:50 PM »

Quote from: sufu on March 19, 2013, 04:11:22 PM

I am sure that everyone has had made excuses in their lives for not doing homework but I am sure no one has made excuses as weird as the onezz below...... happy3

haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa come on sir i can make more excuses


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Advo.RavinderaRavi

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Re: Weird Home Work Excuses...

«Reply #4 on: March 20, 2013, 12:02:46 AM »

bahut khoob,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


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suman59

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Re: Weird Home Work Excuses...

«Reply #5 on: March 20, 2013, 12:03:36 AM »


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Re: Weird Home Work Excuses...

«Reply #6 on: March 21, 2013, 11:16:32 PM »

verrryyy funny....!!!


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