Bad ...worse....worst !!!!!

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife in the kitchen. While reviving the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find a bloody scene. She called for an ambulance and, because the  house sat on a fairly large hill, went down several flights of stairs to meet parademics. While the attendants carried away her husband, the wife managed to pushe the motorcycle outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled fuel and tossed the soaked paper towels into the toilet. When the man returned home after treatment, he looked at the mess, went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his buisness. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs. The wife heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same parademic crew came. As they carried the man downstairs, they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard that one man slipped the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the reamining stairs, breaking his arm.