Becoz I never Take A Risk

Enjoy the drink..

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 I never take risk while drinking

 When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking  I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen  I stealthily enter the house  Take out the bottle from my black cupboard  Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame  But still no one is aware of it  Becoz I never take a risk

 I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink  Quickly enjoy one peg  Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack  Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard  Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

 I peep into the kitchen  Wife is cutting potatoes  No one is aware of what I did  Becoz I never take a risk

 I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage  Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out  for her

 I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard  But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle  I take out the glass from the old rack above sink  Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk

 I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much
 Wife: What are you saying? She is 28  yrs old... like an aged horse
 I: (I forgot her age is  28) Oh Oh...

 I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard  But the cupboard's place has automatically changed  I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink

 Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly  I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it  in  the black cupboard Wife is keeping the sink on the stove But still no one is aware of what I did  Becoz I never take a risk

 I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again, I
 will cut your tongue...!
 Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

 I take out the bottle from the potatoes Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg  Wash the sink and keep it over the rack Wife is giving a smile Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking  But still no one is aware of what I did
 Becoz I never take a risk

 I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
 Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

 I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack Stove is also on the rack There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

 I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink But none of the horses are aware of what I did Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
 Iyer is still cooking  And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing  Becoz I never take what???

(If you can understand, Gr8!!!! If you don't please don't ask me.......just forget it)  :wink:  :wink:  :wink: