Desi Funny Broken English Dialogues "Buttler English&qu

I talk, he talk; Why do you middle middle talk?
(beech, beech = middle, middle)

"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"

"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

" Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "

" Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
" Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry
  her, then marry her ."

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
" Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "

" Don't talk like that in front of my back "

""Dont stand in front of my back"

" Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying . No shock. "

" Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A. "


"Repeat again please!"

"Mistake became wrong!"

 Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Pliss, close the fan!

He/she's my cousin brother/sister

He/she's my co-brother/sister

Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.

Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud

Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law

Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off

Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?

naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils :lol:  :lol:  :wink:

plzz don't take this seriously

i'm making fun around lol

Achchha hai S_S Ji