Do You Have Any Answer...????

by mili_genie on September 08, 2005, 09:29:37 AM
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Q - Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running foward?

Q -If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Q - Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one?

Q - If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Q - Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick ‘name?

Q - If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Q - If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Q - Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Q- Why are SOFTballs hard?

Q - Do vampires get AIDS?

Q - Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Q - If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

Q - What's the opposite of opposite?

Q - Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

Q- Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Q- If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Q- How can you hear yourself think?

Q - If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
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