Funny Story (how to catch a Lion).....:General Stories

coolhewk

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How To Catch a Lion !! ??
Ø Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Ø Indian Police Method: catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.
Ø Rajnikanth Method : Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.(n/m)
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Pooja

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Funny Story (how to catch a Lion).....

«Reply #1 on: October 27, 2004, 02:28:07 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!! Nice One!!


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nishita

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«Reply #2 on: October 28, 2004, 08:34:27 AM »

hey loll good one.. but i had posted this in sms section long back.. neways nice one coolhewk


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coolhewk

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«Reply #3 on: November 01, 2004, 06:39:53 AM »

Quote from: "nishita"

hey loll good one.. but i had posted this in sms section long back.. neways nice one coolhewk

might b nishita .... ne ways thnx ..... Usual Smile


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Maya

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«Reply #4 on: November 10, 2004, 05:08:09 PM »

LOL COOL !!!!
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Meena

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«Reply #5 on: November 21, 2004, 01:18:51 PM »

:lol: :lol:


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«Reply #6 on: November 22, 2004, 01:51:45 PM »

Quote from: "coolhewk"

How To Catch a Lion !! ??
Ø Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Ø Indian Police Method: catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.
Ø Rajnikanth Method : Keep warning the lion that you may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.(n/m)
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ha haha good one beeru :lol:


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Destiny

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«Reply #7 on: December 18, 2004, 07:16:55 PM »

Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried People!!!!

Bank Balance
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Th! ird Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create
unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent
situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she
calls me")


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