*How and Why To Get Married*

by Roja on April 01, 2008, 02:33:35 AM
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she
had just gotten married--for the fourth time. The interviewer asked
her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying
again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting, " the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her
first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a
few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining  that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early
20's, then  a circus ring master when in her 40's, later on a preacher
when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with
such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained,

"I married one for the money,

two for the show,

three to get ready,

and four to go!"



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«Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 04:52:12 AM »
Nice sharing Roja really good.. Applause
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«Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 10:28:54 AM »
 Applause laughing4 Laughing hard hello2 Clapping Smiley
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Pooja
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«Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 07:11:32 PM »
good sharing Roja
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Roja
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«Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 03:24:34 AM »
Thanks Honey, Stranger and Pooja di. Thanks for reading
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«Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 09:10:24 AM »
haha very nice roja
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