How much do you love me ?

   A girl asked her boyfriend
that how much does love her ?
   The boy answered,
"Count the total number of temples, mosques and churchs of this world.
Twice of the total will be my love.

Count the total number of hospitals and dispensaries of this world.
Twice of the total will be my love.

Count the total number of hotels, hostels & guesthouses of this world.
Twice of the total will be my love.

Count the total number of school, colleges & universities of this world.
Twice of the total will be my love.

Count the total number of marriage bureaus of this world.
Twice of the total will be my love.

Count the total number of lovers, friends, recently married ones and
new born babies of this world.
Twice of the total will be my love."

   My girlfriend heard this from somewhere and she asked me the same question.
I became quiet for a moment.
I was thinking to start from somewhere.
I did not want to use filmi dialogues.
By the time, she thought that i don't love her.
I can't make her happy.
I have no words to say.
She started crying, drop by drop her tears turned into rivers.
I felt that i am disheartening her.
So i picked up words from there.
I said,
       "Count the tears which are emerging from your eyes.
Twice of the total will be my love.
        Hold the sand in your hand as much as you can.
Twice of the total will be my love.
        Count the dewdrops which gathers every morning on the flowers & leaves.
Twice of the total will be my love.
        Count each & every hair of your body which stands up
        whenever i come nearer to you.
Twice of the total will be my love.
        Count my memories which you have in your mind.
Twice of the total will be my love.
        Count the heartbeats which you have already taken to love me.
Twice of the total will be my love.
        Count my heartbeats which are yet to beat to love you.
Twice of the total will be my love."

Just For You !!!

       After hearing this, she cried more
I became more confused
she looked at me.
she saw into my eyes.
she came nearer to me.
she hugged me and
she kissed me
she went on and on.....
she involved herself very badly.
We were in the garden
so i stopped her.
After coming into senses.
she adjusted herself.

She told me,
            "Stupid, One kiss was enough to prove that how much do you love me.
Now, count the total time of our hugs and kisses.
Twice of the total will be our love.
<STUPID>."

        We kissed again and went to zero in.........