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Subject: New element in periodic table !!! Hilarious!!!!

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
 
 Element : WOMEN

 

Symbol : WO+

 

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may  vary  from 40-200 kg.


 
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
 


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES



1. Boils at room temperature



2. Freezes without any known reason.



3. Melts if given special treatment.



4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.


 
 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

 
 
 
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
 
 
 
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
 
 
 
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
 
 
 
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
 
 
 
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
 
 
 
 
 COMMON USES

 
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
 
 
 
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
 
 
 
 
TESTS

 
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
 
 
 
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
 
 
 
 
POTENTIAL HAZARD
 
 
illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
 
 
 
 
!! WARNING !!
 
 
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS
 
 
 
ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD
 
 
 
CAUTION:

DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL THE PERSON TO WHOM YOU WANT TO TELL ABOUT
THIS NEW ELEMENT.