lifes rather quirky lesson

by no_good_stranger on June 08, 2008, 02:50:18 PM
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another
race and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:



BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news,
Posted the following headline:

NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.



The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.



MORAL OF THE STORY???




Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life.

So, be yourself and enjoy life !!!


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer
(NM)
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 04:05:34 PM »
Very True!! Thanks for sharing with us NGS ji!!
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no_good_stranger
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«Reply #2 on: June 11, 2008, 06:55:46 AM »
thanks for the visit,pooja
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honeyrose
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«Reply #3 on: June 11, 2008, 07:52:18 AM »
Nice sharing and good moral story NG..
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