*Lucky Guy*

by Roja on August 03, 2008, 02:48:10 PM
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A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
 
"What are you so happy about? " asks the bartender.

"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies.   

I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!   We made …. All night, all over the house.   We did everything;!"

" Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy.  Was she pretty?"

"Dunno...never found the head ." tongue3  tongue3
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«Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 09:17:45 AM »
 Shocked Even More Shocked Even More Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 09:53:41 AM »
 Embarrased Shocked Even More
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«Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 10:00:41 AM »
 DOH

Good One..  Laughing hard

But, Isn't this a Joke and not Story??
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«Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 10:02:43 AM »
roja tum se yahi umeed thi
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«Reply #5 on: August 26, 2008, 02:03:26 PM »
 Shocked Even More Feared.
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