MANAGEMENT LESSONS

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Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I  
also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered, "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson Number One:
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TO BE SITTING AND DOING NOTHING, YOU MUST BE SITTING
VERY, VERY HIGH UP.

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Lesson Number Three
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted
to be Boss.  The  brain said, "I should be Boss
because I control the whole body's responses and
functions."

The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the
brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do
all the work and earn all the money.

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs
and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.  All
the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the
Boss. So the asshole went on strike, locked itself
up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands
clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began
to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should
be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
just sat and passed out the shit!
 
Management Lesson Number Three:
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YOU DON'T NEED BRAIN TO BE A BOSS - ANY ASSHOLE WILL
DO.

:cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

no one is interested in learning management lesson :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your ENEMY.
2)Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
FRIEND.

So agreed...........good good!!!!