Saying it at right time..... :-):General Stories

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Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins
and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I
left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Martin asks, "So, why
is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me
alone! I'm married!"

Moral
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00

Broken furniture -- $2,000.00

Breakfast -- $10.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk- PRICELESS


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Suhas

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«Reply #1 on: October 17, 2005, 09:59:50 AM »

Nice One!!! Natural Usual Smile


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TOUCHY

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«Reply #2 on: October 19, 2005, 04:29:09 AM »

Very Nice!!! Natural...


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isha_verma7

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«Reply #3 on: October 21, 2005, 11:08:09 PM »

well said.............good one Jags


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natural

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«Reply #4 on: October 24, 2005, 11:42:28 AM »

Thanks Suhas, Touchy, & Isha............ It's really nice that U took some time to read it.... :wink: :D :D


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Tosha

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«Reply #5 on: October 24, 2005, 01:46:37 PM »

issi baat se ek dialogue yaad aaya ... one of my friends said...!!!

chaho to pila lo je bhar ke hame ... kuch raz madhoshi main bhi raaz he rahete hai .. !!!


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natural

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«Reply #6 on: October 25, 2005, 04:06:05 AM »

Quote from: "Tosha"

issi baat se ek dialogue yaad aaya ... one of my friends said...!!!

chaho to pila lo je bhar ke hame ... kuch raz madhoshi main bhi raaz he rahete hai .. !!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Rishi Soumya

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«Reply #7 on: October 26, 2005, 03:04:25 PM »

Very very nice Nattu ji aur Tosha ji aap bhi to bas...... :D Good work


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natural

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«Reply #8 on: November 05, 2005, 12:35:36 AM »

Quote from: "Rishi Soumya"

Very very nice Nattu ji aur Tosha ji aap bhi to bas...... :D Good work

Thanks Rishi ji........ aur tosha to hamesha hi kamaal karti hai........lolzzzzzzzzzzz Usual Smile


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mili_genie

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«Reply #9 on: November 05, 2005, 06:17:57 AM »

good work both of u dear nature bhai... tosha ji... fantastic job.... keep it up.. Usual Smile


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«Reply #10 on: November 28, 2005, 02:44:48 PM »

very nice................. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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mehek

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«Reply #11 on: January 09, 2006, 09:56:10 AM »

very nice nattuji.. Usual Smile


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Sapna_Sweet

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«Reply #12 on: January 11, 2006, 12:33:15 AM »

It sounds like your true story natural.......... Winking

>>>> Unbelievable Good Work!


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natural

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«Reply #13 on: January 11, 2006, 12:28:30 PM »

Thanks a lot Milie, Bekarar, Mehak & Sapna........ Usual Smile

Na na Sapna that's not my story.......... I'm not so lucky yaar......... :wink:


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Sapna_Sweet

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«Reply #14 on: January 12, 2006, 01:41:07 AM »

Chalo koi baat nahi kabhi to kismat sath dagi.......apka bakraar leg rehan hai ......nah? lolzz Winking


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