Some Imp Laws... Newton Forgot to State...

by TOUCHY on January 30, 2006, 12:50:55 PM
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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot  coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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phoenix
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«Reply #1 on: March 13, 2006, 07:13:17 AM »
these are the murphys law
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sukha
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«Reply #2 on: August 06, 2006, 01:36:13 PM »
murphy ke hon ya newton ke lekin baat 16 anne sahi hai.
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angel4u
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«Reply #3 on: November 26, 2006, 08:05:23 PM »
Ya right,
these all are 1000% right and it happens
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