GOD EXISTS .... (Jasbir Singh)

by jasbirsingh on July 11, 2009, 06:45:12 PM
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Trying to impress his associates with his debating skills, an up-start lawyer put forth the question of whether God exists.
He questioned, "Has anyone ever seen God?" None answered.
He then asked, "Has anyone ever touched God ?" Once again nobody answered.  
"Alright... has anyone ever heard God speak?" No one answered.
The lawyer then concluded, "If no one has seen God, touched God or even spoken to God, then I would be right to submit that He does not exist."

Hearing this, one of the associates stood up and requested to speak.  Turning to his fellow associates, he posed the following questions:
"Who has seen this lawyer's brains?." None answered.
"Who has touched his brains?" Once again no one spoke.  
"Has anyone heard his brain speak?" Still there was silence.  
"Well, using his profound logic, shall we not conclude that our learned friend has no brain.?"


NM

Jasbir Singh
hira_company@yahoo.com

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Rajesh Harish
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«Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 09:38:28 PM »
Very good indeed
Nice sharing Jasbir Ji
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jasbirsingh
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«Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 01:25:35 AM »
Very good indeed
Nice sharing Jasbir Ji

thanks rajesh ji

jasbir singh
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