a joke

this a joke main kisi religious feeling ko hurt nahin karna chahta, pls maaf kar deejiyehga,

ek baar har religion key ek ek aadmi ko maut ki saza di gayi, unki gardan ek auto matic machine sey qalam karni theen.
pehley hindu bhai sahab ka nambar tha, jailer ney poocha tumhari aakhri khwahish kya hai, woh boley main geeta parhna chahta hoon , jailer ney kaha theek hai parh lo. unhon ney geeta parhli pahir unhein machine par litaya gaya jallad ney button dabaya machine ki aari unki gardan par aakar ruk gayi, woh buch gayey. jailer ney kaha aap buch gayey bhagwan nahin chahta aap marein aap jaa saktey hain.
ab musal bhai ka number aaya jailer ney poocha aapki aakhri khwahish, unhon ney kaha main quraan parhnachahta hoon jailer ney kaha theek hai, quran parhwaney key baad unhein bhi machine par litaya gaya button dabaya par phir aari gardan par aakey ruk gayi.jailer ney kaha yeh to chamatkar par chamatkar ho rahey hain allah nahin chahta aap marein aap ja saktey hain.
ab surdarji ka number tha unsey jailer ne kaha sardarji aapki aakhri khwahish kya hai, sardar ji boley, aakhri khwahish baad mein poochiyo pehley apni machine theek kara.