Aadhi Ganji Begum

by nafrate_husn on October 14, 2005, 02:12:43 PM
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«Reply #45 on: October 20, 2005, 01:11:21 PM »
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tujhe galatfahmi me hai nf,ki bhikhari use line marenge,
unka bhi status hai wo teri takli ke takale pe kyun sign marenge,
dar asal teri ganji ko dekh ke jo line marata hai,
wo bhikhari nahi wo "chilkan2005" hai mere yaar
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«Reply #46 on: October 20, 2005, 01:20:07 PM »
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Sahi kaha tune Bekarar mere dost
Time pe tune meri aankhe khol di

Ye Chilkan hi hoga, jo ganji ko line maarta hai
Ye Chilku uske takle pe Chicken banana chahta hai
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«Reply #47 on: October 20, 2005, 01:38:48 PM »
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takali ko mere yar chand mat dikhana,
takali ko mere yaar hair dryer ek lana,
wo zulfen apani sukha le,
uske takale pe rotiyan banana,
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«Reply #48 on: October 20, 2005, 01:48:10 PM »
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Dryer se mere dost yaad aaya
Kal hamari saadhi ki saalgiray hai
Kuch TOHFA hai mujko biwi ko dena
Soch Raha hoon KANGHA aur SHAMPOO Gift karoo
Is baare me Tumhara kya hai Kahna
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«Reply #49 on: October 20, 2005, 01:54:51 PM »
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kangha de ke use chidayega,
ghar pe bahoot maar khayega,
salgirah me tujhe bhi takla bana degi wo,
abe ek hi ghar me do do chand khilayega. . . .

Kabhi na dene mere yaar gr tum karte ho pados wali se pyaar
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«Reply #50 on: October 20, 2005, 02:00:52 PM »
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Bahut badiya Bekaraar Kasam se bahut hansi aa rahi hai
 :lol:   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #51 on: October 20, 2005, 02:34:24 PM »
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Padaos waali se to me bahut pyaar karta hoon Bekaraar
Par kya karoon Ganji apni Julfo me muje Uljha ke rakhti hai yaar
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«Reply #52 on: October 20, 2005, 06:58:13 PM »
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tuune yeh kaisa andaz laga liya oh Mr.Bekaraar,
woh tho tere liye hi bani, karle uska mohabatein ekraar..

na rahega tension kanga aur shampoo ka,
koi line nahi marega teri biwi ko..

lekin jab tu podosan pe haath marega,
teri ganji ek haath tu halaal ho jayega..
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«Reply #53 on: October 21, 2005, 08:39:25 AM »
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bechari ganji g..........!!! afsos
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«Reply #54 on: October 21, 2005, 11:48:14 AM »
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Meri Biwi hai aadhi Ganji
Bache hue aadhe Baal
Kuch hai Kaale to kuch hain Laal
Meri Biwi hai aadhi Ganji
Roj piti hai 4 Balti Sikanji
Meri Biwi hai aadhi Ganji
120 kilo ka wajan hai uska
jane kyon muj 10 kilo ke liye wo Sawarti
Meri Biwi hai aadhi Ganji


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«Reply #55 on: October 21, 2005, 01:39:48 PM »
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tuune yeh kaisa andaz laga liya oh Mr.Bekaraar,
woh tho tere liye hi bani, karle uska mohabatein ekraar..

na rahega tension kanga aur shampoo ka,
koi line nahi marega teri biwi ko..

lekin jab tu podosan pe haath marega,
teri ganji ek haath tu halaal ho jayega..



chilkan mujhe NH ki takali se lagata hai dar,
fir bhi mai usase bhida leta apani najar,
kangha, shampoo ka kharcha bachne ke chakkar me,
kyoon todana chahate ho meri kamar,
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«Reply #56 on: October 21, 2005, 02:46:39 PM »
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tuune yeh kaisa andaz laga liya oh Mr.Bekaraar,
woh tho tere liye hi bani, karle uska mohabatein ekraar..

na rahega tension kanga aur shampoo ka,
koi line nahi marega teri biwi ko..

lekin jab tu podosan pe haath marega,
teri ganji ek haath tu halaal ho jayega..


 tongue3  tongue3  tongue3  tongue3  tongue3

wo apani chaand pe shampoo bhi lagati hai,
ye baat aur hai bottel baar baar sar se fisal jaati hai,
kangha bhi karati hai wo, ek daant wale kanghe se,
are use dekhkar to bhutani tak dahal jati hai
 tongue3 Na jane NF use kaise nibhaye ja raha hai,
roj uske joote chappal khaye ja raha hai,
fair & lovely ne bhi jahan apana damtod diya hai,
NF phir bhi usi takale pe tabala bajaye ja raha hai.




 

itani taarif NF ne apani BB ki kar di hai,
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«Reply #57 on: October 21, 2005, 05:23:52 PM »
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NH hum jante hain tum aapni ganji biwi se bahut pyaar karte ho
per humko kabhi bhabhi ji se nahi milwate ho
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«Reply #58 on: October 21, 2005, 05:31:52 PM »
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bahut khoob bekaraar....

NF phir bhi usi takale pe tabala bajaye ja raha hai,
kya karega NF, footi hui naav mein safar kiye ja raha hai..

per humko kabhi bhabhi ji se nahi milwate ho,
haan ekbaar hume milwa do, kyon akele hi tabla bajate ho..
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«Reply #59 on: October 22, 2005, 06:19:46 AM »
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Bhoout khub chilkan lage raho, are NF tum kahaan ho kahin takli ke chaand pe tamatar to nahi uuga rahe,

Nf teri takali ke husn ko bacha ke rakhana,
tere ghar pe Chilkan sajish kar raha tha,
brami aawala kesh tel se ,
teri BB ke takle ki malish kar raha tha.


NF ki ganji BB ka kangha kho gaya,
bhare bazar me yarron danga ho gaya,
wo ek daant wala kangha nikala chilkan jeb se,
chilkan NF ki takali ka patanga ho gaya,

NF ki kaali takali ne hangamma kar diya,
shahrukh aur salman ko deewana kar diya
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