~~~Aahat See~~~ -Panna 7:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #90 on: September 19, 2006, 09:42:17 AM »

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Aunty jeeee............ uncle ne mujhe bataya tha........hehehehehehe

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki meri gf hai
khusboo kahin se aaye to lagta hai ki meri gf hai
koi bhayanak chehra jab nazar aaye to lagta hia ki Amber aunty hia tongue3

ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi bewakoof nazar aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi ladkiyon se panga le to lagta hai tum ho

welcome bk desi
ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
koi jugnoo raat ko dim dimaye to lagta hai tum ho

thanks waheed....

ahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho
langoor zor zor se chillaye to lagta hai ki waheed ho :wink:

desi ji aap kahan chali gayein thi aapke bager to sab kuch boring ho gaya tha, im really glad to have you bk :D

ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi waheed ka mazaak urraye to lagta hai tum ho :D

this is for you waheed BETA
ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi desi se maar khaye to lagta hai tum ho :lol:

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
koi jungle mein chillaye lagta hai ki amber hai
koi bhooton ke saath dance kare to lagta hai ki amber hai

kaisa raha dalrling :wink:


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«Reply #91 on: September 20, 2006, 07:06:35 AM »

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thanks waheed....

ahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho
langoor zor zor se chillaye to lagta hai ki waheed ho :wink:

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
koi jungle mein chillaye lagta hai ki amber hai
koi bhooton ke saath dance kare to lagta hai ki amber hai

kaisa raha dalrling :wink:

darling huh?? :-s
ab batati hoon iss waheed ko
ahat se koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
koi bunder zoo mein nazar aaye to lagta hai tum ho :lol:
koi laat ghade se khaye to lagta hai tum ho :lol:
koi apni mumma ke peeche chup jaye to lagta hai tum ho
waheed ur such a mama's bOy :D


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«Reply #92 on: September 20, 2006, 11:52:30 AM »

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thanks waheed....

ahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho
langoor zor zor se chillaye to lagta hai ki waheed ho :wink:

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
koi jungle mein chillaye lagta hai ki amber hai
koi bhooton ke saath dance kare to lagta hai ki amber hai

kaisa raha dalrling :wink:

hehehehe.................. Amber aunty.......... darling tumne hi pehle bola..... soncha ki main bih bol doon darling :wink:

ab koi aahat na aaye
ab sirf Amber ke muhse karaahat hi aaye
saare jungle ke jaanwar sab nazar aaye
aur sab amber ke ghar mein ghus jaayen tongue3


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«Reply #93 on: September 20, 2006, 11:55:32 AM »

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ahat si koi aye aye to lagta hai ki tum ho
gadha poonch hilaye to
lagta hai waheed tum ho

haila meli desi aate hi sweet sweet bolne lagi...... welcome back

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hia ki tum ho
ped per daal koi hilaaye to lagta hia ki Amber hai
koi ped se gir jaaye to lagta hia ki Desikuri hai.......... :lol:

door se dekha to gadhi pooch hila rahi thi,
paas aakar dekha to desi baal bana rahi thi


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«Reply #94 on: September 20, 2006, 12:00:42 PM »

hehehehe............ sahi bola.......... Amber bhi thi saath mein tongue3


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«Reply #95 on: September 20, 2006, 12:01:12 PM »

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door se dekha to gadhi pooch hila rahi thi,
paas aakar dekha to desi baal bana rahi thi

door se dekha to nazar phisal gayi.
paas jaker fekha to desi ganji(takli) nikal gayi.


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«Reply #96 on: September 20, 2006, 12:04:48 PM »

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door se dekha to gadhi pooch hila rahi thi,
paas aakar dekha to desi baal bana rahi thi

door se dekha to nazar phisal gayi.
paas jaker fekha to desi ganji(takli) nikal gayi.

sun kar afsos hua desi takli ho gai,
yaani uske sar ki juen beghar ho gai


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«Reply #97 on: September 20, 2006, 12:15:04 PM »

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door se dekha to gadhi pooch hila rahi thi,
paas aakar dekha to desi baal bana rahi thi

door se dekha to nazar phisal gayi.
paas jaker fekha to desi ganji(takli) nikal gayi.

sun kar afsos hua desi takli ho gai,
yaani uske sar ki juen beghar ho gai

haan jueno ka ghar hataya to badan mein rehne lage hai.
isiliye hum desi aur.. bhi gandi kehne lage hai.


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«Reply #98 on: September 20, 2006, 12:18:58 PM »

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door se dekha to gadhi pooch hila rahi thi,
paas aakar dekha to desi baal bana rahi thi

door se dekha to nazar phisal gayi.
paas jaker fekha to desi ganji(takli) nikal gayi.

sun kar afsos hua desi takli ho gai,
yaani uske sar ki juen beghar ho gai

haan jueno ka ghar hataya to badan mein rehne lage hai.
isiliye hum desi aur.. bhi gandi kehne lage hai.

sahi kaha,

kyonki baal to shareer ki aur jagaon par bhi hote hain,
juen baalon se migrate hokar vahan chali aai hain


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«Reply #99 on: September 20, 2006, 12:26:03 PM »

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sahi kaha,

kyonki baal to shareer ki aur jagaon par bhi hote hain,
juen baalon se migrate hokar vahan chali aai hain

lekin ab juonki khoon peene ki lat to nhi jaayegi,
pehle ye sar khujlati thi ab badan khulayegi


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«Reply #100 on: September 20, 2006, 12:30:59 PM »

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sahi kaha,

kyonki baal to shareer ki aur jagaon par bhi hote hain,
juen baalon se migrate hokar vahan chali aai hain

lekin ab juonki khoon peene ki lat to nhi jaayegi,
pehle ye sar khujlati thi ab badan khulayegi

juen sirf desi ke baalon mein rehti hain,
woh dinner ke liye kisi doosre ki body par bethti hain
kyonki juen desi ka khoon peena,
jara bhi pasand nahin karti hain


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«Reply #101 on: September 20, 2006, 12:49:11 PM »

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hehehehe............ sahi bola.......... Amber bhi thi saath mein tongue3

apni tareef kar rahe ho kya?? :lol: :lol:
door se dekha to gorrila nazar aaya
paas jaa ke dekha to waheed tha :D

ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi gorrila nazar aaye to lagta hai tum ho

this is for u devdas ji
ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi waheed se bewakoof khaane mein milne jaye to lagta hai tum ho :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #102 on: September 20, 2006, 06:38:11 PM »

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hehehehe............ sahi bola.......... Amber bhi thi saath mein tongue3

apni tareef kar rahe ho kya?? :lol: :lol:
door se dekha to gorrila nazar aaya
paas jaa ke dekha to waheed tha :D

ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi gorrila nazar aaye to lagta hai tum ho

this is for you devdas ji
ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi waheed se bewakoof khaane mein milne jaye to lagta hai tum ho :lol: :lol:

kya baat hia Aunty jee................

tere jalwon ko dekhne ke liye kitne deewane khade hain
tere jalwon ko dekhne ke liye kitne deewane khade hain
yeh sab insaan nahi sab gadhi tere dost bane hain tongue3


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«Reply #103 on: September 21, 2006, 04:55:48 AM »

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hehehehe............ sahi bola.......... Amber bhi thi saath mein tongue3

apni tareef kar rahe ho kya?? :lol: :lol:
door se dekha to gorrila nazar aaya
paas jaa ke dekha to waheed tha :D

ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi gorrila nazar aaye to lagta hai tum ho

this is for you devdas ji
ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi waheed se bewakoof khaane mein milne jaye to lagta hai tum ho :lol: :lol:

badbu si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
khusbu si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum chali gai ho

aane se uske aaye baas, jaane se uske jaaye baas,
badi badbudaar hain yeh ladkiyan
badi badbudaar hain yeh ladkiyan


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«Reply #104 on: September 22, 2006, 04:11:44 AM »

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hehehehe............ sahi bola.......... Amber bhi thi saath mein tongue3

apni tareef kar rahe ho kya?? :lol: :lol:
door se dekha to gorrila nazar aaya
paas jaa ke dekha to waheed tha :D

ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi gorrila nazar aaye to lagta hai tum ho

this is for you devdas ji
ahat si koi aaye to lagta hai tum ho
jab koi waheed se bewakoof khaane mein milne jaye to lagta hai tum ho :lol: :lol:

lollzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Devdas.............. tum kabhi na raho udaas tongue3


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