..~~Aaj ki Nari~~..:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Adaab DostooN ..... kuch Aaj ki nari ke bare mein pesh ler rha hoon ...... acually meri begum ne jo meri halaat bnai hai ussi ko madey nazar rakhte huye ... mein chend ashaar aaj ke nari pe likh rha hooon.... umeed hai meri halaat pe taras aayega !!!!

kaash ke ab ki duniyaa me bhi
pahle see aurat mil jaati
huqm chalata baith ke mein
wo halke halke paanv dabaati

bhool bhi jaao wo din jab
mardon ne aaraam kiyaa
nayi naari ne mardon kaa
har sukh chain haraam kiya

daftar se mandee jaate hain
mandee se ghar ko aate hain
fir biwi ke taanon ke sang
ghar kaa kaam wo niptaate hain

haay ri durbal mard ki jaat
kah naa paaye dil ke baat
kab hogee fir terii subah
kab chhootegi kaali raat?

teraa janam huaa duniyaa me
kuchh kar ke dikhlaane ko
sahma huaa tu soch me baitha
kyaa duun biwi ko khaane ko??


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«Reply #1 on: September 16, 2005, 11:09:12 AM »

Wah Humtum bahut khoob likha hai
chinta na karo aisi hi naari se hogi shaadi tumhari
Hum sab baith ke bajayenge phir taali


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mili_genie

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«Reply #2 on: September 16, 2005, 11:39:46 AM »

wah wah..... bahot khoob
aaj kal ki nari, makeup karti hai bahot sari,
unko kya lagata hai jaise mai hi hoo pari,
unko dekhe to andha bhi ghass na daale,
kyuki makeup karne ke baad bhi dikhati hai wo kaali


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desikuri

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«Reply #3 on: September 16, 2005, 11:45:41 AM »

humtum ji....

hum aaj ki naari hai
jo tum sab par bhari hai

chod aye hum woh zamana peeche
jo rakhte the tum nari ko apne neeche


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«Reply #4 on: September 16, 2005, 01:00:54 PM »

Thanx Nafrat e husn , Gin Sahab n Desi ji !!!!

Aur Desi ji ....

Kaise itne dinon tak thiin bazm se itni duur
Samajh nahin Aata sab kahiriyat to hai hujuur !!!


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«Reply #5 on: September 16, 2005, 01:02:36 PM »

bahut ache

aaj ki nari ki jo tumne tasweer khinchi hai
yakeen nahi hota per sab sachi sachi hai


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«Reply #6 on: September 16, 2005, 01:15:26 PM »

bilkul darust farmaya samnoj !!

yeh padiye !!

kya marega vo,jo biwi se darta hai,
zaroorat bhi kya hai,jab har pal marta hai,
sare jahan ki dushwariyan manzoor iske siwaye,
biwi ke belan se to bas bhagwan hi bachaye!


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«Reply #7 on: September 16, 2005, 01:16:14 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

Thanx Nafrat e husn , Gin Sahab n Desi ji !!!!

Aur Desi ji ....

Kaise itne dinon tak thiin bazm se itni duur
Samajh nahin Aata sab kahiriyat to hai hujuur !!!

humtum ji........

hanji sab khairiyat hai hajoor
ab kya khilaon main tumhe angoor Usual Smile


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«Reply #8 on: September 16, 2005, 01:18:52 PM »

bahut ache humtum

ek belan ke der se acha khasa ban jata gadha hai
is liye main kahta hu shadi na karna, ye ek saza hai


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«Reply #9 on: September 16, 2005, 01:19:33 PM »

Desi ghee opss Desi ji

pyaar se khilaoge to zaher bhi kha lengey
dosti ki hai so farz nibhaa lengey;)


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«Reply #10 on: September 16, 2005, 01:21:39 PM »

zeher khilaye mere dushman.....lolzz
aisa kaam nahin karte hai hum, humtum....


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«Reply #11 on: September 16, 2005, 01:22:22 PM »

Samnoj bahoot khoob !!!

dost mere tum bhi shaadi se gabrana
jisne bhi ki hua duniya se ravana !!


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«Reply #12 on: September 16, 2005, 01:23:44 PM »

aisa bolna paap hai doston
kin kin ki sunaye hum tumhe dastaan


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«Reply #13 on: September 16, 2005, 01:24:41 PM »

main to nahi karuga kabhi bhi shaadi
baaki sab ki karwa ke dekhuga barbaadi


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«Reply #14 on: September 16, 2005, 01:25:07 PM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

zeher khilaye mere dushman.....lolzz
aisa kaam nahin karte hai hum, humtum....

tum jo bhi khilaogi mein kha lunga araam se
pehley ik cup chai le aaya, udeek rha hoon shaam se !!


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