..~~Aaj ki Nari~~.. -Panna 3:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #30 on: September 16, 2005, 02:00:54 PM »

ik kash mar lu socha tha teri ciggi se
ab iss baat pe itna bigdta kyun hai
apne paas ik aur dibbi padi hai bidu
yun bin baat ke darta kyun hai


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«Reply #31 on: September 16, 2005, 02:04:46 PM »

aisi baat hai to tu do kash laga
dibbi kaah rakhi hai pahle mujhe ye bata


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«Reply #32 on: September 16, 2005, 02:07:11 PM »

jab mein ciggi ki dibbi rakhta hoon
ik ik kash ke liye marta hoon


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Re: ..~~Aaj ki Nari~~..

«Reply #33 on: September 16, 2005, 03:20:49 PM »

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Adaab DostooN ..... kuch Aaj ki nari ke bare mein pesh ler rha hoon ...... acually meri begum ne jo meri halaat bnai hai ussi ko madey nazar rakhte huye ... mein chend ashaar aaj ke nari pe likh rha hooon.... umeed hai meri halaat pe taras aayega !!!!

kaash ke ab ki duniyaa me bhi
pahle see aurat mil jaati
huqm chalata baith ke mein
wo halke halke paanv dabaati

bhool bhi jaao wo din jab
mardon ne aaraam kiyaa
nayi naari ne mardon kaa
har sukh chain haraam kiya

daftar se mandee jaate hain
mandee se ghar ko aate hain
fir biwi ke taanon ke sang
ghar kaa kaam wo niptaate hain

haay ri durbal mard ki jaat
kah naa paaye dil ke baat
kab hogee fir terii subah
kab chhootegi kaali raat?

teraa janam huaa duniyaa me
kuchh kar ke dikhlaane ko
sahma huaa tu soch me baitha
kyaa duun biwi ko khaane ko??

lolllll humtum ji... kyu apni biwi ko badnam kar rahe ho :evil:


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«Reply #34 on: September 16, 2005, 05:16:49 PM »

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bahoot khoob HumTum ji, apki shayri parr kar chand lines jo mere deemag mai aai hai, likh rahi hu:

Kash ki ab ki duniya main bhi
Pahle sa aadmi mil jaata
Ghar ke ander bethati main bhi
Wo bahar jakar, kama kar lata

Bhool bhi jao wo din jab
Aurto ne araam kiyaa
naye jamane ke mardo ne
jeena naari ka haram kiya

subah uth kar sare kaam kare
bhir office ko wo jaaty hay
office se sidhe ghar ki grocery kar
ghar akar kaam main lug jati hay

hi re komal naari ki jaat
kah na payye dil ki baat
karati hai kaam mardo ka bhi
bhir bhi na pahchane, yah hai mardo ki jaat!!!

Naari ka janam hua duniya mai
dharati ki tarah ban jaane ko
kaamo se hui ab naari badhawaas
waqat nahi ab jayada, is dharati per sunaami anne ko!!!


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..~~Aaj ki Nari~~..

«Reply #35 on: September 16, 2005, 07:18:03 PM »

Quote from: "samnoj"

kamaal ke intezaar me wo gaya dhamaal
bhaag gayi wo yaha se chor ker apna rumaal

main bhagi nahin thi jana pada tha
kyonki bahar mera boss khada tha :wink: :wink:


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«Reply #36 on: September 17, 2005, 07:50:06 AM »

bahut ache pooja bilkul sahi jawaab hai

desi ji ka boss bahar khada hota hai
kya wo bhi humari trah chai mangta hai


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«Reply #37 on: September 17, 2005, 11:06:00 AM »

tum sab ko main chai free mein pilaongi
aur saath mein zeher ki pudiya bhi khilaongi

sam ji.........

boss ko koi kaam tha


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«Reply #38 on: September 17, 2005, 11:14:28 AM »

achi jami hai mehfil lekin chai kha hai
desi to nazar aa gyi ab yeh sam kha hai !!!


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«Reply #39 on: September 17, 2005, 11:24:21 AM »

sam ko koi kaam hai
woh baad mein ayega
saath mein meethayi bhi layega


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«Reply #40 on: September 17, 2005, 11:44:45 AM »

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lolllll humtum ji... kyu apni biwi ko badnam kar rahe ho :evil:

Meena -JII ... yeh biwiyaa hoti hi asii hai kya kru ..... ab yeh padiye....Meri biwi aisa kehti hai

Bheja jo biwi ne dekar kapda sukhane chat par
Dekhkar jalta hua panv, muskrahat thi unke rukh par
Dekha jo mazloom ki tarah unke gesuon ki taraf
Jhatkaya kandha, kaha abhi aayi hi hun hokar beauty parlour


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«Reply #41 on: September 17, 2005, 11:47:53 AM »

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Pooja ji ...... bahoot khoob ..... kaffi acha jawab diya hai aapne ......... daad kabool kijiye ........ kuch arz hai ...

chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh jamana yaad hai

haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai

khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai

yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey pitna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai

aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga bnana yaad hai !!


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«Reply #42 on: September 19, 2005, 04:32:26 PM »

Bahoot khoob HumTum ji!!! jawab dene ki koshish ki hai, asha hai pasand ayega!!!!!

Chupke chupke raat din, wo class/khirki se jhakana yaad hai
humko aab tak ashiqi ka woh jamana yaad hai

haftey tak mujko dikhane ke liye, wo darri na banana
aur mera ghar ke aggy chakkar per chakkar lagana yaad hai!!!!

Bin mangy hi wo roj roj gift ka lana
aor bin mangy wo pasie thamana yaad hay!!

yaad hai hume, wo mera baar baar mana karna
uss per bhi tera, mahngi mahngi dress dilana yaad hay!!!

ayye din, mere roop ke churche karna
aor khud ko sabse khushnasseb batana yaad hai!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:

AOR AB:

Chupke chupke, Net per chat karty ho
aor office ke kaam ka bahana banaty ho Tum!!!

Roj Roj daari bana kar, nai nai perfume laga kar
late kaam ka bahana bana kar, hafto pass nahi atty ho Tum!!!

jara jara si baat per, bacho ko dantna dhamkana
ghar ke hi kharcho per ab chillaty ho Tum!!

Yaad dillane per bhi mera janamdin bhullana
aor Marriege Anv. ke din, GAYAB HO JATY HO TUM!!

Ayye din late night tak kaam karna
aor ab to sirf kaam parane per, phone per hi dill bahlaaty ho Tum!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry:


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«Reply #43 on: September 21, 2005, 04:10:29 PM »

hummmmmmmmmm koi jawab nahi...shayad kisi ko pasand nahi ayya!!!!


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«Reply #44 on: September 21, 2005, 04:35:58 PM »

lolllllllllllllllllllllll pooja too gud!! :D pasand kaise nahin ayega...humtum yaha hota to zaroor kuch likhta :D


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