Aajkal Ki Kudiya,:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

majid

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Aajkal Ki Kudiya Bhi Kamaal Karti Hain.
Jab Bhi Dekho Chhoti Si Baat Pe Dhamal Karti Hain.

Waise To Inki Shakkal Kisi Chudail Se Kum Nahi Hai
Fir Bhi Mack Up Karke Khud Ko Aishwariya Kehti Hain

Yun To Rehti Hain Ye Bhi Humaare Hi Intezaar Main
Fir Bhi Na Jaane Kyun Nakhre Hazaar Karti Hain.

Jab Bhi Dekho Uljhi Rehti Hain Apne Baalon Ki Uljhan Main
Jab Dekho Dosto Ye Kisi Bandariya Se Kum Nahi Lagti Hain..

Ye Jaanti Hain Ladke Hain Inse Kahi Behtar
Fir Bhi Jab Dekho Ladko Ki Buraai Karti Ja Rahi Hain........Dont Mind


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nikki

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Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 05:15:02 PM »

Mind to nahi kiya..magar yeh baatein kuch hazam nahi hui...

yeh maana ke duniya bani hai ladke aur ladkiyon se
magar apne dil se poocho kya tum ladke ladkiyon pe nahi marte
kya tum gali ki nukkad pe khade hokar ladki ke aane ka intzaar nahi karte... Huh?

hoti agar ladkiya chudail to kya ladke unko dekhne ke liye aahein bharte?
agar khoobsurti di hai bhagvaan ne ladkiyon ko
to tum ladke kyun ho jalte?
agar na hongi ladkiyan to tum log haath maloge
fir kiske dard mein likhoge..kisse takraar karoge..

abhi bhi waqt hai samajh jao...
ladkiyon ki burayi band karo....aur apne-2 kaam pe jao


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tamanna...

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 06:44:52 PM »

Bahot sahi kaha Nikki Winking

Quote from: "majid"

Aaj kal ke ladke to koi kamaal nai karte
badi se badi baat par bi dhamaal nai karte

Aishwarya kia hai, hum to usse bi aage hai
fir bi apni shakal par hum gumaan nai karte :-P

Har ek ladki par in ladko ka dil fisal jaata hai
yehi baat hai ki hum in par aitbaar nai karte

Roz sanwaarte hai apne baalon ko hum log,
or ye Ladke to saal saal bhar kanghi nai karte (lolzzz :lol:)

tumko samjaate hai, humse nai jeet paoge tum,
Samjh jao itna ki bekaar ki ye baat nai karte glasses2


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punam

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 05:35:41 AM »

Quote from: "majid"

nikki ...tamanna..bahot sahi kaha...

ladkon ki na pcho ye aise hi hote hai
apne aap ko bahot smart samjhte hai

ladkiyon ke piche hamesa parte rehte hai
apna kaam chor girls collg ki chakkar lagate hai

larki ko kaise pataye yehi sochte rehte hai
jara najar mili toh aankh marke isara karte hai

ladki na pati to uski burayi karte hai
apne parents ke paise barbaad karte hai

ladkiyon ki burayi choro..apne dil se pucho
kya yeh sahi nahi hai...? (sorry ....pls don't mind)


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Rajbir

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Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 08:06:00 AM »

Ek ladke ne inke baare mein thoda sa kya keh diya
Dekho kaise in ladkiyon ki fauj ne attack kiya :lol:

Agar yeh ladkiyan itni he khoobsurat thee
To phir ghanton makeup karne ki kya zaroorat thee tongue3

Tam tam ki khoobsurti ke raj ki suno sab lori
Fair and lovely laga laga kar yeh hui hai gori tongue3

:lol:

Badal gaya hai zamaana badal gaye hain patane ke rule
Ab to ladkiyan yahi kehti phirti hain --> MY MAN IS COOL ! MY MAN IS COOL :lol: :lol: :lol:


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tamanna...

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Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 07:01:04 AM »

gud goin Punam

And Rajbir

Jab ladkiyon ki ladke kar rahe the burai
Tab to yaha aap sab ne aank churai
Ladki ne kholi tum ladko ki pol to
Tumko kaise yaad apni naani aai :lol:

Jaise bi Hum to gore ho gaye hai
chahe humne fair & lovely lagai
lekin tum fair & lovely laga kar bi
lagte ho kaale se haatim tai :lol:

Gussa aye to bi fadna na apne kapre
Kiraaye ke hai tumhare Pant, shirt or tie :-P
Sach keh dia humne, chahe khafa ho jao
Sach hazm karne ko ab lo hajmola ki dawai lolzzzzz


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punam

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #6 on: December 30, 2007, 10:40:50 AM »

lol....

sakal kiska khoobsurat yeh khud se pooch lo
ladki ke piche bhagte huye yeh socho kitne paise udaye ho..

ladki ko janwar kehene se pehele jara socha bhi nahi
na jane apna deemag kahan rakhte fhirte ho...


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~princess~

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 10:11:43 AM »

are are yeh kya..?!

Aj kal k ladke Najane kyu itna hawa mein uda karte hai
Aine mein dekhte hai aur galatfehmiyan rakhte hai
Samajte hai k hu mein smart har ladki pataunga
Aj is par to kal uski saheli par marte hai
Koi sambhalo inhe k inhe ati hai tohmat badi khub lagana
na shakal na surat phir bhi najane kyu itna akadte hai Winking


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~princess~

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #8 on: December 31, 2007, 10:37:44 AM »

Quote from: Rajbir on August 16, 2007, 08:06:00 AM

Tam tam ki khoobsurti ke raj ki suno sab lori
Fair and lovely laga laga kar yeh hui hai gori tongue3

:lol:

Badal gaya hai zamaana badal gaye hain patane ke rule
Ab to ladkiyan yahi kehti phirti hain --> MY MAN IS COOL ! MY MAN IS COOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dekho inki shayari funny mein raas ayi hai
Likh kar tohamtein inone shayari banai hai

Karte hai aj kal k ladke b make up aye dost
lagta hai khuda ne bad-mood mein inki shakal banai hai

Banna chahte hai john to khabi abhishek
Khud ki shakal se inhe bhi chid ayi hai

Kehte the 100 ladkiyon mein se kisi ek ka naseeb khulta hai
Par aj inhe dekh kar taras ata hai khud par b in par b
najane kaisi gunah ki saza humne aye khuda payi hai

Mohole se ladki guzri hai sitiyon ki barsat hui
Ek dam se sanaata hua and tapad ki phir gunj ayi hai Winking

kyu boys kuch yad aya Winking

hehehe


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~princess~

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #9 on: December 31, 2007, 11:07:11 AM »

guroor najane kis baat pe karte ho aap
Kehdo na saaf saaf humpe marte ho aap

Reh pate nai ho khud humare bagair
Par phir bhi jhoot moot ki nafrat jatate ho ap

Man b lo k hum ladkiyon mein bat apni hai
Kyu apni badsurti ka gussa humpe nikalte ho aap

Jeb mein gar hogi futti kodi bhi nahi
To kaise kehsakte ho k karch humpe karte ho aap

Aj kal k ladke date par lejar kar ladkiyon se bill bharwate hai
Aur us waqt kehte hai darling bade great ho aap

Jaiye jaiye rasta napiye ke bohot dekhe hai aap jaise huzoor
Humare ghar k samne ek Zoo hai unmein rehte Ullu hain
Jab bhi dekhte hai unhe nazar tum ate ho yaar


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~princess~

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #10 on: December 31, 2007, 11:53:51 AM »

Aj humne sach khule aam jo bataya to
shayad isiliye majid ko gusa b aya hai

Kadwa hota hai sach yeh tum bhi jante ho
Par najane kyu phir bhi inhe jhoot nazar aya hai

Rehte hai galat fehmiyon se ghire hue
Ladkiyon k isharon ka asar akhsar inpar bhi chaya hai

Mat bhuliye k aap bhi college k bahar reh kar line mara karte ho
Ek ladki se apki personality par akhsar charcha paya hai

Don worry hum apki burai naahi karte hai
bas apni behno k liye humne apka kaala chitta chipwaya hai

Sirf yehi baat hai buri k aap ladke ho bichare
ladkiyon se bacha jo unhe banate hue
usse khuda ne apko banaya hai hehehehe
glasses2


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~princess~

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #11 on: January 02, 2008, 02:31:05 PM »

Sherni aur bille ki aaj maar hui
Jeetega kon public aaj hairan hui

Ladke aj kal zyada hi udne lage
Ek ladki k peeche ladko ki mara mar hui

Shadi karti hai ladki wo b zamane ki chah se
Nai to bholi ladki se kaise khata yaar hui

Majid ko hi dekhlo najane kya samajte hai
Roshni inki betuka galtfehmiya dur karne ko taiyar hui

Sandal jhoote tapad lapad shart laga lo
har ladke ki barabar inse pehchaan hui

gf chaiye skirt wali par biwi ghunght mein chupi rahe
Pehle ladki jhuki rehti par aaj hatiyar hui

Inse behes kya karna yeh khud is bimari k shikar hai
Bas itna samajiye k apke is jhoot style se har ladki pareshan hui


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~princess~

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 03:26:26 PM »

Quote from: majid on January 07, 2008, 09:47:08 AM

Roshni Ji Kyun Betuki Baatein Baar Baar Karti Hai.
Na Jaane Kyun Apne Khali Dimag Ka Istemal Karti Hai..

Dekho Doston Dikhti Hai Bilkul Hi Bheegi Billi Jaisi.
Be Wajah Khud Ko Sherni Ke Saath Shumar Karti Hai.

Yun To Karti Rehti Hain Ladkon Ki Buraai Mehfil Main.
Mil Jaye Gar Koi Bf To Muft Ka Behisab Khaati Hain.

Aap Logon Ko Hathiyaron Ki Kya Jarurat Hai..
Aap Se Shaadi karke hi humaari kismat Bekar Hoti hai

Shukar Maano Aap Ladkon Ki Nazar..e..Karam Ka
Humaare Dekhe Bina Aapki Jawani Hi Beqaar Hoti Hai. Roll Eyes

BANDARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Winking

Ao aaj ladko ka raaz bataun tumko
Kya hai haal inka ao sunaoon tumko

Baap ke paison par ladkiyan ghumate hai
In nalayaakon ke chal dhaal dikhaun tunko

Jitni Girlfriends uthhni hi akad inki
Ladkiyon ko fasane ke jaal bataun tumko

Har gaali mein har mahole mein inke charche hai
lafange,mawali kya hai naam inke sunaoon tumko

Surat dekh kar inki bhoot bhi dar jate hai
John abrahan ki copy cats se milaun tumko

Hai akal inki ghutno mein shayad chupi kahin
Har exam mein fail inki result dikhaun tumko

Aur koi kaam nai hai ap ladko ko jaiye jaiye
Tareef mein ladko ki aur kya sunaoon tumko??? :D :D :D :D :D :D

ab bolo roshni is great

~Roshni~


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Talat

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #13 on: February 23, 2008, 01:37:51 AM »

bohot khoob...


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honeyrose

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Re: Aajkal Ki Kudiya,

«Reply #14 on: March 04, 2008, 09:49:23 AM »

Aaj kal ki kudiya hoti hai bohat badiya
Kyu na samjhe aap ke admi ke kamiyabi key
peeche hoti hai kudiya..hehe toothy2


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