aap ko yaad karna -Panna 6:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #75 on: June 22, 2005, 08:45:22 AM »

Mein teri jiven das nu punjabi sikha deyan,
Teri jiven chudail nu bandi bana devan

Insaan ban ke ki karna, paap ki karange,
Janwaar reh ke kam se kam kuch kam te aavange


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aap ko yaad karna

«Reply #76 on: June 22, 2005, 12:57:49 PM »

Quote from: "Devdas_online"

Mein teri jiven das nu punjabi sikha deyan,
Teri jiven chudail nu bandi bana devan

Insaan ban ke ki karna, paap ki karange,
Janwaar reh ke kam se kam kuch kam te aavange

tussi na menu punjabi sikhao
tussi aap hi bande banjao

tussi janwar ho fervi kisey de kaam na aaye
ho-ra nu fer tu aapne vaang janwar kyu banye


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«Reply #77 on: June 22, 2005, 01:02:58 PM »

tuhanu asi punjabi ki, jeena vi sikhavange,
ik acchi kudi di tarah rena vi sikhavange


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«Reply #78 on: June 22, 2005, 01:21:40 PM »

twanu aasi vi kuch devange
ik zor dar chanta twade mu te lagavange


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«Reply #79 on: June 23, 2005, 05:56:10 AM »

apna hath acchi tarah paani naal saaf karke chanta maarin,
mera chikna mooh ganda ho javega


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sabreena

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«Reply #80 on: June 23, 2005, 07:49:27 AM »

tumahar muh kisi layak nahi hai
tumahri shaql kisi hero jaisi nahi hai
tumhe koi ladki chaante nahi maregi
kyunki apki shaql iss layak bhi nahi hai.................


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«Reply #81 on: June 23, 2005, 08:02:11 AM »

bahut sahi kaha,
meri surat chanta khane ke layak nahin hai,
koi mujhe maare usme yeh saahas nahin hai


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sabreena

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aap ko yaad karna

«Reply #82 on: June 23, 2005, 08:16:51 AM »

ghalat samjhe app

tumhara chehra kisi ko dikhaney layak nahi hai
her ladki tumse baat kery app iss layak nahi hai
chaanat marne kee sahas kii baat ker rahy ho
tum toh itni pitayee kha chuke ho ,
iss baat ko batane ke liye tumme sahas nahi hai.................


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«Reply #83 on: June 23, 2005, 08:31:37 AM »

main kisi faaltu ladki ko apni surat dikhakar apna din nahin kharab karna chahta,
aur aap se baat karke apna keemti time kharab nahin karna chahta


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sabreena

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«Reply #84 on: June 23, 2005, 08:40:51 AM »


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«Reply #85 on: June 23, 2005, 08:46:03 AM »

aap kaunsa kaam kar rahi hain, yahan funny section mein timepass to kar rahi hain,
khud ki taraf dekhti nahin, aur meri galtiyan nikaalti hain


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«Reply #86 on: June 23, 2005, 10:50:42 AM »

app jaise lofer se baat kerna koi nahi chahta
apke barey mein baat kerke koi apna haath nahi dukhana chahta
time toh achhe logon ke pass hota hai,
app jaise kaamchoron ka waqt kabhi kaam kerne mein nahi jata..................
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muje ek baat samaj nahi aaye
"baat kerke koi apna haath nahi dukhana chahta "
Aap baat kidhar se karti hai ....

Hame kaamchor kahti ho sabreena...
BILL gates ka hai hamre ghar aana jaana
tum kya jaano BILL GATES kaun hai ...
Tumhe to apna Muh tak nahi aata dhona

Hame kaamchor kahti ho sabreena...
Hume jaanti nahi ho tum....
Hamra Andaaz hai Duniya se Niraala
hum tumhe bana denge Bejaan Daaruwala

ab sun sabreena....
Agar YoIndia me hai tuje RAHNA
to daily Naha ke idhar aana
warna hum kar denge tera YoINDIA Nikala
ab samaj ja Sabreena
warna Gandi naali me tuje padega sona
aur saath me Gutter ka paani peena
Sudhar jaa Sabreenaaaa
Sudhar jaa Sabreenaaaa

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sabreena

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«Reply #87 on: June 23, 2005, 11:00:31 AM »

sun be nafrat ke kabil jaanwer

tujhe toh ein bander bana doongi
tere gher mein bomb fikwa doongi
tere haat pait tudwa doongi
tujhe langda banwa doongi
tujhe kada bana dungi
tera sara huliya bigaad dungi
tujhe iss duniya se bahar nikaal dungi
tujhe seedha nark mein dallwa dungi
tera zindagi ka patta ketwa dungi
tera nark ka ticket banwa dungi
tujhe gatter ke ander nehelwa dungi
zyada bak bak kerta hai teri zubaan katwa dungi
ager tujhe yahan rehna hai toh reh
verna tujhe isse bahar fikwa dungi............

ab mujhse maafi mat maangna,
verna tera sar kalam kerwa dungi............


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sabreena

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«Reply #88 on: June 24, 2005, 01:22:06 PM »

majid jii app apni bakwaas apne tak hi rakhiye
yeh sadi hui baat apni doston ko hi sunaiye
kya apko inn laofron ka saath dene mein maza aata hai
saath hamara dijiye or shareef ban jayiye.................


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«Reply #89 on: June 24, 2005, 05:51:55 PM »

sabreena kisko samjha rahi ho
samjhaya insaano ko jaata hai
aise jawaaro ki samjh mein kuch nahi aata hai
ladka, ladka hai yeh kehne se woh ghabrata hai
ladki ko dekh ke bechare ka khoon sukh jata hai


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