agar tum mil jao

by desikuri on May 25, 2005, 01:01:14 PM
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«Reply #60 on: June 06, 2005, 08:09:52 AM »
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tujhe koi ladki nahin khilayegi ghaas
tujhe koi ladki nahin khilayegi ghaas

mujhe na khilaye  lekin  tumhein  khilayegi  joota  aur  laat......
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«Reply #61 on: June 06, 2005, 08:18:10 AM »
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desikuri agar tum pagal ho jao  to jashan manayege hum.
desikuri agar tum pagal ho jao  to jashan manayege hum.

tume chod kar pagal khane  khusiya manaye ge hum..... :D


majid bhai agar tum mil jao  to joote lagayenge tumhe hum
majid bhai agar tum mil jao  to joote lagayenge tumhe hum
majid bhai agar tum mil jao  to joote lagayenge tumhe hum
majid bhai agar tum mil jao  to joote lagayenge tumhe hum

joote lagane ke baad gadhe par bithayenge tumhe hum :D
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«Reply #62 on: June 06, 2005, 08:46:55 AM »
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Quote from: "majid"
desikuri agar tum pagal ho jao  to jashan manayege hum.
desikuri agar tum pagal ho jao  to jashan manayege hum.

tume chod kar pagal khane  khusiya manaye ge hum..... :D


majid bhai agar tum mil jao  to joote lagayenge tumhe hum
majid bhai agar tum mil jao  to joote lagayenge tumhe hum
majid bhai agar tum mil jao  to joote lagayenge tumhe hum
majid bhai agar tum mil jao  to joote lagayenge tumhe hum

joote lagane ke baad gadhe par bithayenge tumhe hum :D


majid bhai teri hogai balle balle ,...

ye ussi gadhe ki gadhi hai,...

jis per tum baithoge,....
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desikuri
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«Reply #63 on: June 06, 2005, 09:02:39 AM »
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nana majid bhai
tushaar ke dimaag mein kabhi akkal nahin hai aayi

majid ko tushaar par bithayenge
fir in dono ko india ki sair karwayenge
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«Reply #64 on: June 06, 2005, 09:06:45 AM »
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nana majid bhai
tushaar ke dimaag mein kabhi akkal nahin hai aayi

majid ko tushaar par bithayenge
fir in dono ko india ki sair karwayenge

sorry dessi mai tere se shaDDI NAHI ker sakta ,...

kyuki mujhe tera wo banne ka shauk nahi hai,....
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«Reply #65 on: June 06, 2005, 05:20:18 PM »
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Tushar tere kehne se kuch nahi ho sakta
tu desi sis ka na wo aur na ye hai ban sakta
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«Reply #66 on: June 07, 2005, 05:35:32 AM »
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kyon yeh woh bolke gunge jaise baatein karti hai,
itna darti kyon hai, khulkar kyon nahin baat karti hai
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«Reply #67 on: June 07, 2005, 12:16:52 PM »
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deva main kisi se nahi darti hun
thodi si sharam haya karti hun
koi ladka gar ladki ke bare mein kuch kahe
to usse main bahut ladti hun
 
yeh baaten tumhari samjh mein kaha aayegi
uss din ka intezaar hai kab koi ladki tumhe murga banayegi  :lol:
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«Reply #68 on: June 07, 2005, 12:46:23 PM »
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hum wahi kehte hain jo hakikat hai,
hamari baaton mein milavat nahin hai

agar mein ladkiyon ko accha bolun to mujhe jhooth ka sahara lena padega,
agar mein sach bolun to tum ladkiyon ko gadhi kehna padega

aur mein tujhe murgi nahin banaunga, tera anda jo bhi khayega teri tarah jhooth bolega,
aur mein tujhe upar nahin milunga, udhar bhi jeena haraam ho jayega
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«Reply #69 on: June 07, 2005, 04:01:02 PM »
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mujhe kya hakikat samjhate ho
tum to khud nashe mein dube hue nazar aate ho

tum jaise sharabi ka na koi inaam na dharam hai
teri aankhon aur baaton mein thodi si bhi na sharam hai

tujhe shaitaan se insaan banana hai
bhagwaan se kiya wada nibhana hai
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«Reply #70 on: June 07, 2005, 07:11:41 PM »
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To kyu leti hai dev se panga
kahi kar diya nashe usne tumhe nanga

to ho jaaogi yoindia mein badnaam
oo beshaur ladki na kar aisa kaam
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«Reply #71 on: June 08, 2005, 06:05:16 AM »
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mujhe kya hakikat samjhate ho
tum to khud nashe mein dube hue nazar aate ho

tum jaise sharabi ka na koi inaam na dharam hai
teri aankhon aur baaton mein thodi si bhi na sharam hai

tujhe shaitaan se insaan banana hai
bhagwaan se kiya wada nibhana hai


bahut sahi kaha subahji,

aap apni thodi si roshni in ladkiyon ko de do,
inki raat wali zindagi mein khoobsurat subah la do

devdas daru pikar nashe mein rehta hai,
tu bina piye hi girti rehti hai

mere insaan banane ki chhod,

tum ladkiyan agar sau janam bhi le lo, phir bhi chudail hi rahogi,
banogi phir bhi nahin, saari zindagi udhar ki udhar hi rahogi
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«Reply #72 on: June 08, 2005, 12:32:11 PM »
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Ladkiyo ko khoobsurat subah ki jarurat nahi hai
Tum ladkeon mein jhyada akal bhi nahi hai

tum soch samjh ke kyu nahi bolte ho
aapne mu faltu mein kyu kholte ho

haan deva tere insaan banne ki umeed to chhod di
tu ne to aapni zindagi ki gaadi galat raaste per mood li

insaan usse banaya jaata hai jo insaan ho
jaanwar kabhi insaan nahi ban sakte
tum koi kaam nahi kar sakte
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«Reply #73 on: June 09, 2005, 06:20:47 AM »
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thik kaha dufferiya,

ladkiyon ko khoobsurat subah ki jarurat nahin hai,
woh hamesha andhere mein rehta chahti hain

agar koi insaan ko insaan banaye badi baat nahin hai,
aur hume tum chudalon ko insaan banena ka shauk nahin hai
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«Reply #74 on: June 09, 2005, 07:05:09 AM »
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duffer  ladkyon  ko buffer  mein  daalo
agar kaam na kare to  kachre ke dibbe mein daalo.
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