..~~Aloo Tamator~~...

by HumTum on September 16, 2005, 11:17:19 AM
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aloo na hi sahi tomatar hi bazaar say le aa
aaj phir mujhay cooking ki class denay aa

mana ki chef na sahi phir bhi kabhi to
gharwaale ka dil badhanay ke liye aa

kis kis ko taste karwaoonga namak kam hona ka sabab
aloo paneer pasand nahin to malai koftay ke liye aa

ek umr guzari hai kitchen mein meri
tu bhi to kabhi khana bananay ke liye aa !!!!
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«Reply #1 on: September 16, 2005, 11:45:37 AM »
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bahot khoob likha .............. humtumji

aloo na sahi tamatar hi la
par tu aaj nahi kal to aa
saath me samosa aur kachori bhi la
nahi to mere udhar liye hue paise deta ja
ager paise nahi dena hai to
mere ghar me pade huye gande kapade dhota ja....
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«Reply #2 on: September 16, 2005, 12:57:44 PM »
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Thanx  Gin sahab !!!  kuch aur arz hai !!!


begum suno bawarchi nahi hoon mein
aloo tamater se na deraya kero

ye piyaz ye mirchiyaan jalayengi ab
tum ab mera dil na yoon jalaya kero

dahez mein maa ne maanga tha sab
ab na mujhe se berten dhulaya kero

khwabon mein bhi bas sabziyaan sabziyaan
kis jurm ki hai saza yeh, bataya kero !!
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«Reply #3 on: September 16, 2005, 01:01:54 PM »
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oye langoor galat baat na karo


ladkiyo ke bare mein aisa na bolo
dosron ke maan mein ladkiyo ke prati zehar na gholo

jo tum biwi sang haath bttaoge
to ghiss nahi jaoge
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«Reply #4 on: September 16, 2005, 01:03:44 PM »
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bahut ache humtum

main aau kya
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«Reply #5 on: September 16, 2005, 02:06:13 PM »
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ghisne ki baat karte ho tum,
humme to ghisne ka bhi nahi raha dum,
ye to hum jinda hai jo peeti rum,
warna pata nahi biwi ke kaam karte karte ho jaate goom
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«Reply #6 on: September 16, 2005, 03:18:59 PM »
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lol humtum jiiiiiiiii....kitchen me hi guzara karo aab! :lol:

farz tera hai roz acha acha khana banana,
aur apni biwi ko roz shopping karwana,
ghar ki safai bhi kabhi mat bhulna,
aur raat ko apne sas sasur ke pair dabana!  :lol:
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«Reply #7 on: September 16, 2005, 05:28:51 PM »
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lolzzzz@HumTum.alloo.tamator

nice one mg and Meena!!!!!

Moongiki daal hi nahi, kabhi palak paneer bhi banaya karo
aise hi har roj na ghass bhoos tum pakaya karo
mange thy jo bartan dahaj mai tum saro ne
ab mil kar jara uska upyog bhi uthaya karo
shadi ke waqat jo kiye thy wade, unko ab nibhaya karo
janam janam ka sath hai, to ghar ke kaam karane mai kaya ghabraahat hai
Alloo tamator ki chinta na kiya karo
la diye hai seed, ghar ke pichwaare mai ab khatti  karo!!!!
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«Reply #8 on: September 17, 2005, 08:07:47 AM »
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bahut ache meena n pooja
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«Reply #9 on: September 29, 2005, 09:31:55 PM »
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shukariyan sanmoj ji magar app khud kuch likh kar nahi gai!! Funnu shayari mai apke jawab ka intzaar rahta hai!!

Allu tamator ki sabji banai
jab kha li to teri yaad aai (nm)
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«Reply #10 on: September 29, 2005, 09:43:33 PM »
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Humtum ko hum bhaut satayenge
Allu tamatar ka nishana ussi per lagayenge
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«Reply #11 on: September 29, 2005, 09:44:36 PM »
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allu tamator mai anda bhi hum milayega
bin bole nahi jaaty, aise hum samjhayega!!
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«Reply #12 on: September 29, 2005, 10:02:41 PM »
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jam kar karenge aalu aande ki barsaat
zindagi bhar nahi bhulenge woh yeh kaali raat
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«Reply #13 on: September 29, 2005, 10:04:24 PM »
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dhobi bhi kapre nahi dhoyega
phir dhobighat per wo bath kar royega
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