Avtar ya Siggi pe kuch sher Arz farmaye(",) -Panna 2:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #15 on: October 27, 2005, 09:50:58 AM »

pyar ke chakker me . . bole to
apun kisi ke chakker me nahi fansta hai
pyar ke chakker ke liye ek shair

chahat ko kabhi dunya ki parwah nahi hoti
aur ishk kabhi kisi ka mohtaaj nahi hota
aur ishk ke liye dunya ko chorne wale
bewakoofo ke sir pe koi taj nahi hota

ab gaddi ko patri pe late hai
aur tumhare avtar ke liye shair sunate hai

chota sa pyara sa taklu mujhe dekh ke muskata hai
apni nanhi si aankho se meri aankho me jhatkta hai
jab main poochu sabab muskurane ka us se
to iski wajah meri aankho ke nashe ko batata hai

wah sam wah


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«Reply #16 on: October 27, 2005, 10:18:58 AM »

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Waah waah kya baat kahi..............lolzzzzzzzzz

Aapke avtar per arz hai.........

Aapka ye Blak & white avtar na jaane kya keh jaata hai......
Khamosh si inn aankhon mein jaise koi sapna beh jaata hai........ :wink:

Aapke siggy per.........

Tere Siggy ka ye sher na jaane mujhe kya yaad dilaata hai.......
Kyon Beeta hua wo lamha laut laut ke waapis aata hai......

Ye tooney apney chehre pe Tomato sauce kyon lagaayi hai...........
Kyaa aaj fir tooney apni biwi se jamkar maar khaayi hai...........lolzzzzzzz


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«Reply #17 on: October 27, 2005, 10:32:01 AM »

thanx n bahut ache

tumhare siggi ke liye

peela peela suraj doobne wala hai
shaam dhale ye ab andhera hone wala hai
kitne dino se ye itna hi dooba hai
pata nahi baaki ka kab doobne wala hai


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«Reply #18 on: October 27, 2005, 10:54:38 AM »

:D :D
Peela peela ye suraj..... Subah ka sandesh laaya hai....
Abhi abhi to subah huyi hai.... nahi sham mein doobney aaya hai..... Usual Smile

for Ur avtar :wink:
Teri inn aankhon ko dekhkar mujhey kuchh yaad aaya.......
Lagta hai jaisey tumney subah se kuchh nahi khaaya.....lolzzzzz

Aaj jo teri aankhen itni khaamosh hain.......
Kaun hai wo, yaadon mein jiski, tu itna madhosh hai..............


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«Reply #19 on: October 27, 2005, 10:57:48 AM »

bahut badhiya

subah ka sandesh suraj laya jab ho gayi shaam
kya yaar tumne to ker diya ye galat kaam


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«Reply #20 on: October 27, 2005, 11:06:15 AM »

Subah shaam to hamarey dil mein hoti hai.....
Ye to wo suraj hai.... Jiski nahi kabhi shaam hoti hai.... :wink:

4 ur Avtar.........

Aapki ye saadgi aapka ye avtar....
par aapke siggy ko dekhkar huey bahut beemar......lolzzzzzzzzzzz


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«Reply #21 on: October 27, 2005, 11:12:50 AM »

humari saadgi pe koun na mer jaye
lekin siggi ko dekh sab bhaag jaye

dil chahta hai
ke is chote se taklu ko
hatho me utha lu
phir der lagta hai
kahi ye susu na ker de


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«Reply #22 on: October 27, 2005, 11:28:39 AM »

Ye taklu abhi abhi susu kar ke aaya hai....
Tabhi to isney aatey hi ye sher farmaaya hai.....lolzzzzzzzz

Ye lal lal aankhen kisey dikhaatey ho.....
Kitni baar mana kiya mainey tumhe,
fir bhi kyon itni tomato ketchup khaatey ho............. :wink:


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«Reply #23 on: October 27, 2005, 11:31:56 AM »

ye koi ketchup nahi mera khoon hai
khoon ko dekh ker milta sukoon hai

itni si umer me itna kayer ho gaya
bole to nattu lal bhi shayer ho gaya


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«Reply #24 on: October 27, 2005, 11:38:33 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzz

Tooney kaha ye tera khoon hai,
isey dekhkar tujhey milta sukoon hai.......
Tu Insaan hai ya koi haiwaan hai...
Kaisa terey dimaag mein ye junoon hai...... :wink: :D :D

Hamaari bahaaduri ka duniya mein bara naam hai......
Kabhi nikla karo ghar se baahar bhi... hamari charcha to sareaam hai.... :wink:


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«Reply #25 on: October 27, 2005, 11:41:57 AM »

hum to bhai aise hi hai nadaan
ab tum samjho insaan ya haiwaan

bahar nikal ke dekha to naam tumhara bhi dikha
lekin subah ke paigham me bacha nahi dikha


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«Reply #26 on: October 27, 2005, 11:47:11 AM »

Insan tum jaisey bhi ho barey pyaare ho....
Lagta hai jaisey yahan sabse nyaare ho.......... :wink:

Subah hotey hotey bachha bhi jawaan ho gaya.........
Uska wo pyaara sa bachpan na jaaney kahan kho gaya.......

Tumhare siggy ko dekhkar mujhey kuchh aisa laga........
Jaisey tooney abhi abhi kisi bander ka murder kiya.......... :D


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«Reply #27 on: October 27, 2005, 11:50:00 AM »

sabah hote hote bacha jawaan ho gaya
aur nukked ki saloon me hajam ho gaya


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«Reply #28 on: October 27, 2005, 12:00:06 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :D :D

Teri ye laal aankhen tera ye khooni chehra.......
Tooney hi to lagwaaya hai sarko par pehra........... :wink:


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«Reply #29 on: October 27, 2005, 12:02:37 PM »

teri ye pyari muskan me ho jauga fida
per kaha se churai hai ye to bata


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