Band karo bakwass

by bekarar on September 04, 2008, 01:54:48 AM
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saali ko invite kiya aur ghar pe aa gayi saas,
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab band karo bakwaas,

ghar pe aa gai saas,roj biwi ko bhadkaati hai,
naye naye hathkande, usko roj sikhalati hai,
halat aisi ho gai jaise, sher kha raha ghaas,
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab, band karo bakwass,

sher kha raha ghass aur bakri boti noche,
nit nai nai shopping karne ke bahane soche,
do dino me ho gaya, poori tankhwah ka styanash
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab, band karo bakwass

tankhwaah gai shopping me, aur mil tane pe tana,
tata ki nano hi lelo, fenk do ye scooter purana,
chalan ka fir dar nahi, baithegi dono saath,
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab, band karo bakwaas,

sasoora bhi aa tapka ab to, ud gaye hosho-hawas,
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab, band karo bakwaas
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«Reply #1 on: September 04, 2008, 12:14:28 PM »
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 Giggle Wah khoob likha hai aapne Sanjeev jiju..  Applausetongue3
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«Reply #2 on: September 04, 2008, 12:46:46 PM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Band karo bakwaas Usual Smile
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«Reply #3 on: September 04, 2008, 12:51:38 PM »
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 Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley

Bakwaas jaari rakho  Giggle Giggle Laughing hard
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«Reply #4 on: September 04, 2008, 02:01:06 PM »
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Quote from: honeyrose on September 04, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Giggle Wah khoob likha hai aapne Sanjeev jiju..  Applausetongue3

shukriya honey ji aapko pasand aaya.......lekin maine to aapko invite kiya tha aapne unhe kyun bhej diya  tongue3 tongue3

Quote from: Rajbir on September 04, 2008, 12:46:46 PM
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Band karo bakwaas Usual Smile

itne din gayab.com the ab aaye ho fir bakwass to hogi hi..waise mujhe umeed thi ki kuch bakwaas aap bhi karoge  Winking Winking

Quote from: Celmira on September 04, 2008, 12:51:38 PM
Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley

Bakwaas jaari rakho  Giggle Giggle Laughing hard

shukriya talat...tumne to koi bakwaas ki hi nahi chalo mai hi kar deta hun


ghar me khana koun banaye, time nahi hai paas,
hotel ke bill de de kar, mai ho gaya khallas,
pepsi, cococola se hi inki bujhati pyaas,
tum kahte ho sab chalta hai sab, band karo bakwaas
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«Reply #5 on: September 04, 2008, 02:45:23 PM »
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Damaad ji ka mood khraab, aa gayi jo saas
In ko to saali ji ke darshan ki thi aas

Saare armaanon ka ho gaya hai satyanaas
Tum kahte ho sab chalta hai sab, band karo bakwaas Laughing hard
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«Reply #6 on: September 04, 2008, 03:00:05 PM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard bahoot khoob Bekarar ji..
sahi jawab likha hai Celmira apne bhi Usual Smile  Applause Applause Applause
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«Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 01:19:33 AM »
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Quote from: Celmira on September 04, 2008, 02:45:23 PM
Damaad ji ka mood khraab, aa gayi jo saas
In ko to saali ji ke darshan ki thi aas

Saare armaanon ka ho gaya hai satyanaas
Tum kahte ho sab chalta hai sab, band karo bakwaas Laughing hard


bahoot khoob talat


saas aur meri biwi me na jaane kya baaten hoti,
ghanto khus-fus karti rahti, meri tanha raaten hoti,
saas ne dekho kar diya parivaar niyojan ka pryaas,
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab, band karo bakwaas
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«Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 09:20:35 AM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Too good Sanjeev and Talat Usual Smile
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«Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 12:07:27 PM »
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Usual Smile Thanks Pooja, Sanjeev, Rajbir...Good one Sanjeev  icon_thumleft
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«Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 08:31:41 PM »
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Saasu maa ke aa jaane se biwi ho gayi door,
Bechaare pati mahashaye ho gaye hain majboor,

Chaandni raatain bhi ab to lagti hain amawaas
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab, band karo bakwaas !!
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«Reply #11 on: September 21, 2008, 04:13:23 PM »
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bahoot khoob talat

biwi ne ab dekho apna badla hai rang dhang,
jaati roz beauty parlour saasu ji ke sang,
biwi se jyada kharcha karwati hai saas,
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab band karo bakwass
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«Reply #12 on: September 21, 2008, 04:21:14 PM »
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Very nice line sanjeev ji.. Thumbs UP
good lines Celmira sis... Thumbs UP



Saali ko invite kare kudh gayab hote ho
Didi ko mandir jaane ko kyun kahete ho tongue3

Tum kehte ho chalta hai sab ,,band karo bakwaas..
Aage kya ho samjhe na saali kya kare wo

Chup khamoshi se baithe hue kheli video game wo
Tum kahte ho chalta hai sab,,kuch na poochi wo

Aur jiju ki baaton pe hanste hue soch rahe wo..
Tum kahte ho chalta hai sab,,band karo bakwaas.. tongue3
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«Reply #13 on: September 21, 2008, 04:28:39 PM »
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saali bune sweater baithkar, biwi shopping ko jaaye,
jija dekhe baitha baitha, rasoi koun banaye,
mera sweater ban raha hai, saali par vishwaas
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab band karo bakwaas
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«Reply #14 on: September 21, 2008, 04:32:33 PM »
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Quote from: bekarar on September 21, 2008, 04:28:39 PM
saali bune sweater baithkar, biwi shopping ko jaaye,
jija dekhe baitha baitha, rasoi koun banaye,
mera sweater ban raha hai, saali par vishwaas
tum kahte ho chalta hai sab band karo bakwaas

 Giggle

Saali bune sweater chotu prince ke liye
Na jaane kyun jija soche woh bune unke liye
Rosoi mein kahana bana rahi hai,, jija ke tarif saali ke liye
tum kehte ho chalta hai sab band karo bakwaas... tongue3
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