-Barsaat Ka Rela-:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Barsaat ka rela ye thehar kyon nahin jata
hafton mere aangan se samandar nahin jata

jab saamne daru hai aur haath mein patte
tum pochhte ho usse ke ghar kyon nahin jata

phir laaya imtihaan mein tu murgi ka andaa
o besharam tu doob ke mar kyon nahin jata

do-chaar kilo saunf to main faank chuka hoon
daroo ka mere munh se asar kyon nahin jata

jhanka tha maine aur uski maa thee samne,
us din se to main apni ab chat par nahin jata

jeeta jo election mein tha wo aisa be-gairat,
ab ek bhee voter ke ghar kyon nahin jaata,

seekha hai sabak zeest hamne to 'e dosto
ghudki jo dikhao kabhi bandar nahin jata!!


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«Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 01:13:45 PM »

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phir laaya imtihaan mein tu murgi ka andaa
o besharam tu doob ke mar kyon nahin jata

do-chaar kilo saunf to main faank chuka hoon
daroo ka mere munh se asar kyon nahin jata

:D :D :D

Good One... HumTum.... =D>


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Shikha12

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«Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 01:39:31 PM »

Barsaat ka yeh rela Puzzled !

Dilli mein kyon nahin aata,
Tauba yeh garmi ka season chala kyon nahin jaata.... :evil:

Hawa bhi hai band, aur umas rahi hai fizaa yeh,
Sooraj ke maathe pe paseena kyon nahin aata... :?

Roz aata hai chatt pe angootha dikhaane ko jo,
Baadal yeh natkhat sa baras kyon nahin jaata... Puzzled !

AC aur Cooler ke bina chain nahin padta hai ab,
Padosi humara bijali ka bill bhar kyon nahin jaata.... :D :D


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«Reply #3 on: June 28, 2007, 03:18:23 AM »

Hum tum kaha ho aajkal yaar kabhi kabhi kuch likhkar hasha jaaya karo, yaar yahan to hum hi hum hai tum to ho hi nahi,
bahut achcha likha hai aapne mazza aa gaya yaar HIHIHIHI HAHAHA

Aur Shikha Ma'am aankhir dilli waale jo, bahut jayada hashya aapne bilkul haqiqat baat likhi aur maine apaki first poem read kiyi aaj aur wo bhi hashte huye
Wese maine bhagwan ko SMS kiya hain ki barish jaldi aaye

Sameer


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«Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 02:15:33 PM »

ha haha ha bahoot khoob HumTum and Shikha ji!! bahoot dino baad Funny section mai akar achalaga!!!

lolzz@lotpot.ha ha ha


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«Reply #5 on: June 28, 2007, 04:42:28 PM »

:lol: :lol: =D> super duper hit likha hai Humtum n Shikha sis..

lo kar lo baat ..
hamare yahan to suraj nikal hi nahi paata
uske muh par to aate hi tan jaata hai baadlon ka chaata

abhi dhoop nikalne ko hoti hai
aur badal taiyari kar lete hain
jaise dono mein shart lagi ho
dekhte hain aaj kaon hai jeet paata

tang aa gayi hun main iss dhoop aur baarish ke khel se
tauba meri tauba ...yahan dhoop ka mausam kyun nahi aata


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tamanna...

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«Reply #6 on: July 01, 2007, 12:58:15 PM »

Sachhi baat kahi Humtumji :lol:

Barsat ka rela sambhalta kyon nahin,
mumbai ka haal sudharta kyon nahin

marta hai aam aadmi sab pareshani me,
Neta kabhi barsat se marta kyon nahin

badal ki garaj se dehelta hai gareeb,
magar govt. ka dil pighalta kyon nahin


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«Reply #7 on: July 03, 2007, 01:17:39 PM »

Shukriya DostooN .... aap sab ne apne apne shaher ki Shikaytein Darj karwai .... Commission aap ki shikayattoN par gour farma rhi hai .... Situation is under investigation, we will get back to you as soon as possible...... filhal aap yeh pade !!!

Neend hai , mosquito hai, khatmal hai charpai hai
Aadhi raat ko uth uth kar humne Hit chalai hai

3 Kachuacaap agarbati jla chuka hoon 2 ganto mein
Phir bhi macchron ne kano mein been bajai hai

Yhi puchta hoon aksar ratoon ko padosiyon se
Kya aap ke pas macchar bagane ki koi aur dawai hai???

HumTum


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Shikha12

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«Reply #8 on: July 03, 2007, 01:28:03 PM »

:D :D :D

Very Nice Nikki Sis and Tamanna.... and again very Good One... HumTum... =D>

Barsaat ke mausam se kisi ko Mosquito ki yaad aayi,
Aur HumTum ne funny section mey nayi post sunaayi...

Sach Ek baar nahin humne teen teen baar padha isko,
Aur kasam se kehte hai, teeno baar hi bahut hansi aayi... :D

Post to hai hi achhi aur situation bhi hai khoob kamaal,
GF ne nahin, Mosquitos ne HumTum ki neend Bhagaayi... tongue3

:D :D


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«Reply #9 on: July 03, 2007, 03:20:46 PM »

Hahaha ... Good one !!!

Aadhi raat ko jab Europe Wale Chain ki need sote hai
Hum Barish mein maccharoon se do do hath hote hai
Kyun koi bhi dawai asar nahin karti unpe mere Moula
Sun sun kar unki been roz Raatoon ko hum rote hai !!

HumTum


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«Reply #10 on: July 04, 2007, 02:48:06 AM »

HI HI HI hahaha!!
HUM TUM ji !!! lage raho

Macchharon se mat lo dushmani wo tumhara khoon pee jayenge
Ek baar katenge 6 mahine hospital pahucha jeyenge
Waha bhi saath nahi chodenge tumhara wahi chale aayenge
Jab bharoge hospital ka bill tab DADA DADI sab yaad aayenge


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tamanna...

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«Reply #11 on: August 05, 2007, 09:03:22 AM »

Barsat ko aane do
chahe machhar bi sang aye
tum unhe kaat lo
agar wo tumhe kaat jaye :lol:


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«Reply #12 on: March 10, 2008, 07:38:53 PM »


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«Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 04:55:22 AM »

bahut ache humtum ji n shikha ji


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«Reply #14 on: March 11, 2008, 03:41:01 PM »

Bohot khoob Humtum Shikha Poem123s Nikki and Tamanna Usual Smile

Aaye baitha jo toofan yahan (UK), kyun nahin jata
Tez hawa aur baarish main humse chala nahin jata Shocked Even More

Chathri palat jaaye, jo bhool se kabhi khola
Warm jackets, longcoats pe raincoat pehna nahin jata sad5

Baal jo khule chorhe, hawa ne har taraf bikhraya
Roz roz baalon ki choti ab baandha nahin jata Crying


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