BECHAARE SHOUHAR ............................. ( QAIS )

by Qais on April 19, 2012, 02:25:22 PM
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( Biwi  ka  hukm   har   shouhar  maanta  hai .
Wajah  aur  haisyat  chaahe  kuchh   bhi  ho.
Aise   shouharon  ke  charnon   mein  shradhha
suman ke saath Qais  ke 3 Qat'aat )
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Kaha   Biwi  ka   sub  M.P. ,  minister  maan  lete  hain,
Chhupa  kar   mounchh  apni  Fouji  afsar  maan  lete  hain,
Wafadaari  pe   shouhar   ki , hai  aisi  bhi  kya  hairaani
Madaari   Hukm   deta   hai  to   Bundar   maan  lete  hain


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Kabhi  Man  se , kabhi  rakh  dil  pe  patthar,  maan  lete  hain ,
Baraa - e - Amn    koi  ,   koi    dar   kar    maan   lete   hain ,
Jinhein    Neim - ul - Badl  ki  ummeed   hoti   hai   Jannat  mein ,
Sabhi   ahkaam    Biwi   ke    woh   shouhar    maan   lete   hain


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Hon   Coca -  Cola   waale   ya    Piyakkad   maan   lete   hain ,
Kaha   Biwi   ka  ,  kaise  -  kaise   Akkad  maan   lete   hain ,
Kuchh  Adyal  ,  Ghunnay  hote  hain, Sharafat  se  nahi  suntay ,
Yeh  Shouhar   khaa ke   Ghoonse , Laat ,Thppad  maan  lete  hain
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«Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 02:52:36 PM »
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Quote from: Qais on April 19, 2012, 02:25:22 PM
( Biwi  ka  hukm   har   shouhar  maanta  hai .
Wajah  aur  haisyat  chaahe  kuchh   bhi  ho.
Aise   shouharon  ke  charnon   mein  shradhha
suman ke saath Qais  ke 3 Qat'aat )
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Kaha   Biwi  ka   sub  M.P. ,  minister  maan  lete  hain,
Chhupa  kar   mounchh  apni  Fouji  afsar  maan  lete  hain,
Wafadaari  pe   shouhar   ki , hai  aisi  bhi  kya  hairaani
Madaari   Hukm   deta   hai  to   Bundar   maan  lete  hain
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =)) bunder ji bahut khoob Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

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Kabhi  Man  se , kabhi  rakh  dil  pe  patthar,  maan  lete  hain ,
Baraa - e - Amn    koi  ,   koi    dar   kar    maan   lete   hain ,
Jinhein    Neim - ul - Badl  ki  ummeed   hoti   hai   Jannat  mein , Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Sabhi   ahkaam    Biwi   ke    woh   shouhar    maan   lete   hain
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard ab buss bhi karo qais Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

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Hon   Coca -  Cola   waale   ya    Piyakkad   maan   lete   hain ,
Kaha   Biwi   ka  ,  kaise  -  kaise   Akkad  maan   lete   hain ,
Kuchh  Adyal  ,  Ghunnay  hote  hain, Sharafat  se  nahi  suntay ,
Yeh  Shouhar   khaa ke   Ghoonse , Laat ,Thppad  maan  lete  hain

offoff tumne to biwiyo.n ki aisi buraiyaa taarif ke shakal mein ki hai ki kya kahoon Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard


qais you are just roc yaar....!

 Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 03:04:25 PM »
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Qais bhai, aapne to dhamaal kar diya. Ghazab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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«Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 03:05:05 PM »
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bahut khoob Qais bhaai tabeeyat khush ho gayee
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«Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 03:18:06 PM »
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 Laughing hard....hahahahhah...waah waah.qaisjii...kiya baat...acha itne ache shouhar..Huh?....Usual SmileUsual Smile...bahut badiya....Usual Smile
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«Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 03:18:30 PM »
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 Laughing hard....hahahahhah...waah waah.qaisjii...kiya baat...acha itne ache shouhar..Huh?....Usual SmileUsual Smile...bahut badiya....Usual Smile
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«Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 03:28:40 PM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
bahut badhiya Qais jee  Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
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«Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 07:04:58 PM »
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«Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 07:59:43 PM »
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Qais Sahaab Aadaab!


Kia baat hai janab kia mazedaar Qataat pesh kiye haiN...
pahlaa hi padha toH hasi ke maare peth meiN bal padh gaya...

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Janab ab Khudaa hi jaane ke shohar biwi ki kitni maaNte hai
yaa woH shohar hi jaane jin par aisi biwiyaaN nazil huyi hai...
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Mere dost mujhe dekhkar jalte haiN ke yeH abhitak aazaadi ke
maze loot raha hai...  NaNaNa yeH baat aur hai ke maiN bhi un
par jalta huN...  Winking

Par aapki kalaam padhkar behad aur behad hasi aayi janab ab
hume un sab dostoN ki jalaane meiN aur mazaa aayeNga...  Giggle Giggle Giggle


Is umdaa kalaam par humari hazaaroN laakhoN dili daad kabul kijiye...

Likhate rahiye... aate rahiye....
Shaad O aabaad rahiye...

Khuda Hafez.... Usual Smile   



Quote from: Qais on April 19, 2012, 02:25:22 PM
( Biwi  ka  hukm   har   shouhar  maanta  hai .
Wajah  aur  haisyat  chaahe  kuchh   bhi  ho.
Aise   shouharon  ke  charnon   mein  shradhha
suman ke saath Qais  ke 3 Qat'aat )
 ........................


Kaha   Biwi  ka   sub  M.P. ,  minister  maan  lete  hain,
Chhupa  kar   mounchh  apni  Fouji  afsar  maan  lete  hain,
Wafadaari  pe   shouhar   ki , hai  aisi  bhi  kya  hairaani
Madaari   Hukm   deta   hai  to   Bundar   maan  lete  hain


Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Behad gazab ki baat kahi hai janab ... bahut umdaaa  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard   

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Kabhi  Man  se , kabhi  rakh  dil  pe  patthar,  maan  lete  hain ,
Baraa - e - Amn    koi  ,   koi    dar   kar    maan   lete   hain ,
Jinhein    Neim - ul - Badl  ki  ummeed   hoti   hai   Jannat  mein ,
Sabhi   ahkaam    Biwi   ke    woh   shouhar    maan   lete   hain


Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Taubaa Allaah kia kahne janab yeH bhi behad gazab ka rahaa ...
Bahut bahut umda... maare hasi ke janab kasam se likh nahi paa raha huN..

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard   

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Hon   Coca -  Cola   waale   ya    Piyakkad   maan   lete   hain ,
Kaha   Biwi   ka  ,  kaise  -  kaise   Akkad  maan   lete   hain ,
Kuchh  Adyal  ,  Ghunnay  hote  hain, Sharafat  se  nahi  suntay ,
Yeh  Shouhar   khaa ke   Ghoonse , Laat ,Thppad  maan  lete  hain


Haa haa haa ...... aisa bhi hota hai.... janab kia kahuN aapne
 toH hadh hi kar dii itne raaz faash kar diye....  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
MaiN toH behad khush huN aazaadi meiN ....  Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle

   


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«Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 08:15:08 PM »
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 Applause  Applause  Applause  Applause

Kya khoob kaha hai aapne Qais sahab!!
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«Reply #10 on: April 21, 2012, 06:09:55 AM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard =))hamaari puri sahaanbhooti aapke saath hai
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«Reply #11 on: April 21, 2012, 09:28:24 AM »
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Quote from: Sheba on April 19, 2012, 02:52:36 PM


qais you are just roc yaar....!

 Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Shouharon  ke  jalay  pe  chaat  masaala  chirakne  ke  liye  bahut  shukriya .
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«Reply #12 on: April 22, 2012, 06:12:20 PM »
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Quote from: Iftakhar Ahmad on April 19, 2012, 03:04:25 PM
Qais bhai, aapne to dhamaal kar diya. Ghazab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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iftikhar bhai. bahut bahut shukriya.
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«Reply #13 on: April 24, 2012, 07:19:07 AM »
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Quote from: sksaini4 on April 19, 2012, 03:05:05 PM
bahut khoob Qais bhaai tabeeyat khush ho gayee
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Quote from: sksaini4 on April 19, 2012, 03:05:05 PM
bahut khoob Qais bhaai tabeeyat khush ho gayee
Saini ji. bahut shukriya aap ne hausla diya.
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